a joke for Philadelphia Eagles fans

goofygirl

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Anthrax Scare At South Philadelphia Sports Complex

Got this in my email today, I am :rotfl:


News story:Anthrax Scare at Philadelphia Sports Complex

Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player
reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head Coach Andy Reid immediately suspended practice while police and
federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.
 

Funny, but i think it really should be the Buffalo Bills used for the team...I'm not even sure they could find the field right about now!
 
Same joke I have heard for over a year, just being directed at the Eagles this year.
 


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