Raulandpinboy
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A helping hands to those doing the I conquered the Heat of Florida maps.
Lately I have been called upon as a consultant from the adoring legions of fans, asking me the best way to do the maps.
As a person that has done the darn thing more time than I care to count (except for June who likes to do it) this is the best plan I can suggest to you the crazy must get free pin few who are willing to attempt it.
#1 Start at the Animal kingdom tell security you are doing the map and just park next to the Taxi's Run up to the shop and get stamped which is out side. Total time 5 to 10 minutes. Run back to your car and if you want pickup lost looking tourist and drive them to Sport complex tell them it's whatever resort they ask you take them too. (you just made $20.00 plus tip)
#2 Take your fare down the same street you just took to get to the Animal Kingdom and go straight until you see the Sports Café sign. Park in the front drop off loop, drop of the fare and tell them the resort is behind the stadium. Run into the shop, get stamped and leave before the tourist figure out what you just did. Total time 5 to 10 minutes.
#3 Leave Sports complex and head back to Magic Kingdom, take first exit and the first resort you hit it MGM. Tell security your doing the map and they will let you park in front temp parking maxium time you can park there is 15 minutes. It will take you 10 to get to the outside shop get stamped and back if your lucky 15 to 20 if your not. They will not tow you away unless they spot you riding Tower of Terror (which I never got to do thank you Ms I need air-conditioning and food now June)
#4 Leave MGM and hit the next spot Epcot same deal as above if your stamping and running, or option 2 leave car there and take monorail to the Contemporary ( not advised as you will need to take monorail back to Epcot to get to Downtown Disney) The best bet is to temp park get stamped outside, and drive to the Contemporary. Total time 10 to 20 minutes.
#5 Get to the Contemporary tell Security you know me ( And get kicked out) Tell security your doing the map, and park anywhere you can, get to the 4th floor and get stamped. Total time ½ hour.
#7 Take monorail to Magic Kingdom, or walk if you need it (be honest) Get stamped and ride monorail back to Contemporary, get your car and head to DTD. Total time about 45 minutes to an hour.
#8 Drive to DTD. Park as close to the end as you can get, get to the pin trading station and get your pin.
Total time should be 1 1/2 to 3 hours (really) If you're a man and can hold your pee, 8 to 10 hours if you take a woman or girl with you. (Regardless of how cute she is) You will also need secondary where are the bathrooms map. And be prepared to hit every gift shop from here to there. (I'm not lying and the women know I'm right)
Disclaimer
This was the best way to do it in my opinion, everything is in a straight line. Times are approximate. To the person that swears they took Disney Transportation and did the map in 2 hours, You're a stinking liar and if I catch you I'll take behind the contemporary and whoop your hide.
Lately I have been called upon as a consultant from the adoring legions of fans, asking me the best way to do the maps.
As a person that has done the darn thing more time than I care to count (except for June who likes to do it) this is the best plan I can suggest to you the crazy must get free pin few who are willing to attempt it.
#1 Start at the Animal kingdom tell security you are doing the map and just park next to the Taxi's Run up to the shop and get stamped which is out side. Total time 5 to 10 minutes. Run back to your car and if you want pickup lost looking tourist and drive them to Sport complex tell them it's whatever resort they ask you take them too. (you just made $20.00 plus tip)
#2 Take your fare down the same street you just took to get to the Animal Kingdom and go straight until you see the Sports Café sign. Park in the front drop off loop, drop of the fare and tell them the resort is behind the stadium. Run into the shop, get stamped and leave before the tourist figure out what you just did. Total time 5 to 10 minutes.
#3 Leave Sports complex and head back to Magic Kingdom, take first exit and the first resort you hit it MGM. Tell security your doing the map and they will let you park in front temp parking maxium time you can park there is 15 minutes. It will take you 10 to get to the outside shop get stamped and back if your lucky 15 to 20 if your not. They will not tow you away unless they spot you riding Tower of Terror (which I never got to do thank you Ms I need air-conditioning and food now June)
#4 Leave MGM and hit the next spot Epcot same deal as above if your stamping and running, or option 2 leave car there and take monorail to the Contemporary ( not advised as you will need to take monorail back to Epcot to get to Downtown Disney) The best bet is to temp park get stamped outside, and drive to the Contemporary. Total time 10 to 20 minutes.
#5 Get to the Contemporary tell Security you know me ( And get kicked out) Tell security your doing the map, and park anywhere you can, get to the 4th floor and get stamped. Total time ½ hour.
#7 Take monorail to Magic Kingdom, or walk if you need it (be honest) Get stamped and ride monorail back to Contemporary, get your car and head to DTD. Total time about 45 minutes to an hour.
#8 Drive to DTD. Park as close to the end as you can get, get to the pin trading station and get your pin.
Total time should be 1 1/2 to 3 hours (really) If you're a man and can hold your pee, 8 to 10 hours if you take a woman or girl with you. (Regardless of how cute she is) You will also need secondary where are the bathrooms map. And be prepared to hit every gift shop from here to there. (I'm not lying and the women know I'm right)
Disclaimer
This was the best way to do it in my opinion, everything is in a straight line. Times are approximate. To the person that swears they took Disney Transportation and did the map in 2 hours, You're a stinking liar and if I catch you I'll take behind the contemporary and whoop your hide.