Mermaid02
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Three vampires walk into a bar, 2 guys and a girl. They pick a table and the waitress comes over....
"What can I get you?"
The first Guy Vampire says, "Gimme a pint of blood"
The second Guy Vampire says, "Yeah, gimme a pint of blood too"
The waitress turns to the Lady Vampire, "How 'bout you?"
The Lady Vampire says, "I'll take a pint of plasma please"
The waitress goes to the bar and yells at the bar tender......
"I need 2 bloods and a blood light"
Say it out loud, it's funny!!
Sorry, it struck me as hilarious!
"What can I get you?"
The first Guy Vampire says, "Gimme a pint of blood"
The second Guy Vampire says, "Yeah, gimme a pint of blood too"
The waitress turns to the Lady Vampire, "How 'bout you?"
The Lady Vampire says, "I'll take a pint of plasma please"
The waitress goes to the bar and yells at the bar tender......
"I need 2 bloods and a blood light"
Say it out loud, it's funny!!
Sorry, it struck me as hilarious!



