A good bumper sticker?

[megan4777]

"Nobody expired when Cheney misfired."

My dh just came up with that while we were watching election results.
I almost wet myself...

 

[crazyforgoofy]

I sneaked this one onto a friend's car the other night just so her husband would have a cow when he found it:

"Democrats think the glass is half full
Republicans think the glass is all theirs"

I'm getting him back for putting "I support MY President" on mine.

 

[pperfectmom]

I saw one I thought was hilarious(and I'm a Democrat!):

I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy.