A Funny story about my dog......

Pembo

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The dog wanted to go out as dh opened the door he bolted toward the street. My dh (who's a minister) yelled loudly TUCKER, TUCKER! As he got to the street, nearer to the people the dog wanted to befriend the lady looked at dh and said "Oh I thought you were saying the F-word." Dh replied that the dog's name is Tucker!

Like anyone would stand at their front door and scream the f-bomb at their dog! LOL!!!!!!!

I asked him if he told her he was a minister......he said he could hardly keep a straight face when she said it. LOL!!!!!

The fun on my new street.......:jester:
 
Thanks for the wonderful laugh. I am sitting here with tears rolling down my face and my mutts think that I have totally lost my mind.
 

You made me chuckle, Pembo. Too funny!
 
Pembo too funny but you should of warned us. It took great strength not to spew Diet Dr. Pepper all over the place.


I once had a cat named Lycker and a dog named Gimmie. My Mom just hated it when we would call them in by yelling "Gimmie, Lycker". Of course we called for them all the time. Just loved torturing my Mom with that one.:p
 
my now 7 year old DS had a little trouble with t's versus f's. Instead of saying "truck" he would say f**k........firetrucks and dump trucks were his favorites.....embarrassing us greatly when he would yell "look, a Fire*uck."

The best one was when the neighbor's house was being built and I had an ongoing war with the dump truck driving on our concrete driveway......TH\he other neighbor and I were watching the trucks back and forth with my DS. DS looks at me and says, "look, what a dumb *uck" as the truck is turning in our driveway. I THOUGHT he said what a dumb *uck, as in the mentality of the driver. My other neighbor looked at me and said...."How does HE know that?"........took us a minute to realize DS son meant DUMP truck, not the other!

He has gotten MUCH better with his pronunciations....although he can do an awesome imitation of the Ozbornes "you bleeping bleeeeeeeeep" thanks to my 15 year old DD!
 


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