A few funnies for your Monday!

JAP

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Confuscious Says

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

To prevent hangover stay drunk.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Man who drive like he_ _, bound to get there.

Man who sit on tack get point.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.

People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
 
Thanks for the laugh, like the last 2 the best! :)
CC
 
Hi CC! I liked the last one the best!;)
 

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