8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 8

[geffric]

25 Ways to Tell You’re Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite songs on the elevator.

6. You watch the weather channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce, instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those @$%#! kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘Pretty good ****.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh ****, what the hell happened?”

26. Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old add.

Guilty as charged..

 

[geffric]

That ls why I am driving!

I must have missed this in between the blah blah blah.. are you driving to CA??

 

[ChrizJen]

25 Ways to Tell You’re Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite songs on the elevator.

6. You watch the weather channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce, instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those @$%#! kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘Pretty good ****.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh ****, what the hell happened?”

26. Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old add.

 

[pyramid2000]

I use to enjoy it but just don't have the time anymore.

I love to cross stitch! My problem is that if I start, I can't stop. When would I DIS??

 

[ChrizJen]

Thanks, jonesing...I needed a laugh today...
It's been one of those mornings you wich you just hadn't gotten out of bed...

 

[geffric]

The 12-step Chocoholics Program: Never Be More Than 12 Steps Away From Chocolate!

 

[geffric]

 

[geffric]

89 bottles of beer on the wall

 

[geffric]

88 bottles of beer on the wall

 

[jonesing]

Psss--you might want to take your hair out of that schoolmarm bun.

hmmmm I dunno...that schoolmarm thing can be pretty hot! Look at Supernanny Jo Frost...she's got it goin' on with that bun!

 

[geffric]

I must be the only one DISing during lunch today..

87 bottles of beer on the wall

 

[geffric]

I need to go back to work..

86 bottles of beer on the wall

 

[jonesing]

I must be the only one DISing during lunch today..

87 bottles of beer on the wall

Well you are now! I'm off to get lunch...I feel like having Panda today. Some firecracker chicken to counteract the s*** that's starting to fall

85 bottles of beer on the wall

 

[yargrnhoj]

85 bottles of beer on the wall

Oh, bother. Look what I've started....

 

[geffric]

Oh, bother. Look what I've started....

84 bottles of beer on the wall

 

[ChrizJen]

82 bottles of beer on the wall...
I cheated and took 2...I really need it today...LOL

 

[yargrnhoj]

I love to cross stitch! My problem is that if I start, I can't stop. When would I DIS??

Don't you eventually finish what ever it is you are cross-stitching? Or are you cross-stitch embroidering a tent from Omar's?

 

[ChrizJen]

The 12-step Chocoholics Program: Never Be More Than 12 Steps Away From Chocolate!

 

[yargrnhoj]

Hi guys just wanted to pop in and say thanks for missing me. I have been disguised by Enna in her 12 step program and am masquerading as a homeschoolteacher in an undisclosed location....remember new grade level....

Maybe I am not supposed to break the secret but to anyone who wants to know who THeresa is.....she is my homeschool buddy DIALADY.

Spent most of yesterday on computer booking .......drum roll.........
FREEDOM OF THE SEAS for 3 weeks from now......YEAH!!!!! Anyone wanta go?

Gotta go shower. See ya later.

Judy's Back! Judy's Back! Judy's Back!

 

[yargrnhoj]

well theres NO way I can kecthup so I read the summaries

Aboard to any new comers ...if you hadnt added the banner to your siggy yet , ye may be taking a chance of walkin the plank ...


So Have I missed anything ???

Do we have a website yet ????

I know the shirts are still Black and White

Has anyone gotten a room assignment yet ???

hmmmmm what else can I up ...LOL

The Captain's Back! The Captain's Back! The Captain's Back!

(BIP, did you tell him about the decison we all made while he was away about wearing red T-****s?)