2nd O.T.H.(TM)

[sugarpie]

Were you trying to make yourself a coconut bra Cantw8? What exactly is going on there? It sounds much more exciting than here. I think the mashed potatoes will do if they're anything like my MIL's.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I have a machete stuck in my head..it was a bizzare coconut slashing gone awry What should I do, Dis friends I can't call 911 because I can't see to dial the number as the blood flow seems to be trickling into my eyes at an alarming rate Do you think if I patch the giant gash with my mother-in-law's mashed potatoes I'll be alright? Please advice, I feel faint

Everyone knows you use bread to heal a wound

 

[GoofyDad869]

Big packages of dues started arriving - which is pretty durn incredible considering I don't think any of you had my snail-mail address. But anyway... Here's what y'all sent:

Cantw8 – coconut bra & machete
L107angel – blood-soaked loaf of bread & a pair of buttless chaps
Sillyme – Flowbee (As Seen On TV)
Disneygals – Taylor Hicks-style wig
Tigger&Belle – Princess Leia slavegirl outfit (in my size!!!)
Cynsaun – Pink umbrella
FroggyinArk – “Original Thread Hijackers” handbook & a bug zapper
Swedish Meatball – ‘Violated’ stuffed wolverine ("don't ask, don't tell" policy)
Sugarpie – “Housewives Gone Wild” dvd
Rie’smom – Beano & a Nordic Mythology book
Magicmirror – 'University of Alabama' truckers cap and a Playdoh Gumby
Jpeltier – half-eaten, fully melted Mickey bar (The wrapper was still on it)
Grumpy’s Wife – Summer 'Chuck E Cheeze' coupon book – free entry daily for the summer – family of 4 (Lucky me!!!)
DISUNC – expired PowerBall tickets

I also got multiple home-made cd's with 'Little Red Corvette'...

 

[sugarpie]

Cantw8 are you o.k.? I'm getting worried. Did you use the mashed potatoes? Was there gravy with the mashed potatoes, because I'm almost positive they taught us in nursing school that gravy can be used to seal blood vessels. It's a wonderful coagulant. I'm working on my a masters degree so I ain't stupid or nothin'.

BigDaddyPintoGoofMaster - I know you said you're leaving for DW, but our dues sound like they could provide the inspiration for a "naughty weekend" for you and KAMommy. Drop off the kids at Chucky Cheese and run! Just something to think about. We're spending the weekend in Chicago so I'll send you Housewives Gone Wild On Vacation when I get back. I'm planning a "naughty weekend" for myself.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Wait till you see what we sent your wife

 

[Cantw8]

Well, what do you think????

 

[L107ANGEL]

I think you should see a Dr STAT!

 

[GoofyDad869]

Wait till you see what we sent your wife

The Latin pool boy named Enrique in the Speedo with the 'El Guapo' tattoo was NOT appreciated. (by me...)

The inflatable sheep was, however...

 

[L107ANGEL]

The Latin pool boy named Enrique in the Speedo with the 'El Guapo' tattoo was NOT appreciated. (by me...)

The inflatable sheep was, however...

The sheep wasn't an inflatable when I sent it

 

[rie'smom]

BAAA BAAA Sounds like the sheep is in trouble to me. GoofyDad869 just how did you inflate that sheep?