...

[TylerFG]

Got run over by a parade float and was flattened.

 

[Fairywings]

Jack got out of the curtain rod's way and then proceeded to...

 

[TylerFG]

He proceeded to inflate Lilo. But then....

 

[Fairywings]

Stitch, running from Landon, jumped over Jack's head. Chasing after him, Landon also jumped over Jack's head, but he accidentally kicked the back of Jack's head and he fell over and passed out. So...

 

[TylerFG]

Lilo deflated and was flying all around World Showcase.

 

[Fairywings]

Stitch eventually chased off Landon. Seeing what happened, Stitch went off to find some rum for Jack and something to inflate Lilo.

 

[Schmoopsie Poo!]

On the way, he got distracted and ended up buying a diet Sprite, a donut, a Mickey pretzel and 50 Mickey beignets. So,...

 

[MADHATTERGIRL]

On the way, he got distracted and ended up buying a diet Sprite, a donut, a Mickey pretzel and 50 Mickey beignets. So,...

Jack ended up having to wake up without rum and completely forgetting everything that had happened. He began to make his way to the Pirates of the Caribbean in ride in the Magic Kingdom because he had heard that there was an imposter pretending to be THE Captain Jack Sparrow. As he arrived at the entrance...

 

[BroadwayGirlJulia]

He was angered by the line. He proceeded to...

 

[Fairywings]

cut the line in front of every one. When stopped by a cast member, he informed the cast member that he was a pirate, and his pirate license allowed him to cut lines, steal, and cheat. He jumped on the boat as it was leaving. Meanwhile, Stitch...

 

[marypops!]

Stopped for chilli cheese fries. Why not? He was hungry. He downed them all in one bite, and...

 

[Fairywings]

... felt content with his life. Then, he remembered Lilo still needed to be inflated, and he...

 

[dizguy2319]

...tried to remember a friend that had a bicycle pump. He...

 

[Fairywings]

didn't want to ask Nani if she had one because he thought he would get in trouble. He doubted that Jumba and Pleakley had one. He kept thinking, and...

 

[dizguy2319]

...He started looking for one himself, but was distracted by pleakley watching old twilight zone episodes. So he...

 

[TylerFG]

Watched Twilight Zone with him.

 

[MADHATTERGIRL]

This made him want to go on twilight zone tower of terror. Jack now on the ride was mad at the imposter so he ...

 

[dizguy2319]

...planned to fight this imposter. To get ready he...

 

[Fairywings]

... made sure his sword was sharp enough and got out his compass. But,

 

[JessicaMariee30]

*Can I join? *
...BOOM. Iago (From the Tiki Room) Flies by & snatches the Compass right out of Jack Sparrow's hand. So, he . . .