omg - I once bought a mini-fridge from Sears...one of those college sized ones...for my dad for father's day. (he needed a 'beer fridge')
the receipt was INSANELY long...the reciept plus rebate forms printed out.
mind you - I bought 1 item.
I joked to a cowoker - I bet this reciept is longer then you are tall!
she's barely 5"
sure enough - it was about 2" longer then she is tall...so that's, what, 62"?!?!?!