disneediva
Beware the BFF's
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- Mar 9, 2004
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You would have to leave work and go home and wait on him hand and foot probably

We have hurricanes, I gave birth.....omg, and you talk about MY whining! There isn't enough whine in Napa valley to match up to you...geez.
Mutt Mutt Mutt, really do you want to play this game with ME especially when you are so ill equipped?![]()
OK so da Mutt has the sniffles and he's whiney and texting me and bothering me because he's soooooooooo sick. By all means Nanas, please feel free to text or post well wishes to the poor poor baby.![]()
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood
the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising
slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written
for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs
OK so da Mutt has the sniffles and he's whiney and texting me and bothering me because he's soooooooooo sick. By all means Nanas, please feel free to text or post well wishes to the poor poor baby.![]()
It hasn't been too bad...yet![]()
As soon as I walked in the door on Monday she let me know her day wasn't as relaxing as she thought because she was cleaning all day. She told me how her body hurt because she hasn't had to clean like that in long time.
She told me that I didn't have any laundry detergent so she couldn't do the wash (Ummm yeah I did), she just didn't know how to use it since it's the "new kind for the fancy front loaders."
I am making BBQ Pork in the slow cooker tonight. I have been told several times that she doesn't not know how to use a slow cooker so she is not responsible for how it turns out. She just hopes I know what I'm doing.
OK maybe it has been bad. For those of you that are new to the boards think of my mother in law as Marie from Everyone Loves Raymond.