11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #5!

[lvstitch]

Hi BFF's - IL/LA/OH

 

[dsparks]

OK, to SPARK some lively conversation in here ... here's a question for you to ponder and answer. Ready?

When you go to heaven and meet God, who's voice would you be horrified to hear him have?

I'll say the first one that came to mind...Tiny Tim's

 

[dsparks]

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of
your soaps.

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything
that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you
don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West
Virginia together!

Have a great life!


Her letter
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you &
I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from
what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your
constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So
when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2
tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens
for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always
wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a
dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that's not a problem

LOL

 

[woogal]

I'll say the first one that came to mind...Tiny Tim's

OK, that sent shivers down my spine ...

 

[cmom]

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Just today the filling would of cost $120 and I paid $48 tomorrow the root canal that was to be $2800 will cost a total of $700

It lists the dentist that use it. check it out. My dentist told many of her patients to drop the expencive insurance and get this plan. its better then most insurances.

 

[MoranClan]

 

[pgfour]

Wait, why didn't she feed us? Didn't she notice none of us were eating properly?

I can think of two reasons:

1. We were on a strict liquid diet

2. Food wasn't reason enough to walk up that hill to the noisy cabin.

 

[pgfour]

Hi BFF-NV -- loved the "letters!"

 

[woogal]

I can think of two reasons:

1. We were on a strict liquid diet

2. Food wasn't reason enough to walk up that hill to the noisy cabin.

Once again, the voice of logic comes into play.

 

[lvstitch]

So I was just looking at pirate costumes. How funny would it be if I could get Joey to wear a Parrot Costume .

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

OK, to SPARK some lively conversation in here ... here's a question for you to ponder and answer. Ready?

When you go to heaven and meet God, who's voice would you be horrified to hear him have?

I can think of two people, tied for the worst

Gilbert Godfrey
Howard Cosell

 

[J&C's Mom]

Afternoon Nanas
Our computer has "died" at home
I am at the local library with Chelsea....she is in internet withdrawl
I'm trying to catch up on the posts...but it is hard with a time limit

 

[woogal]

So I was just looking at pirate costumes. How funny would it be if I could get Joey to wear a Parrot Costume .

Just let us know ahead of time so we all have our cameras handy!

 

[woogal]

Read Fast Okie! Just Focus On The Stuff On The Left! The Stuff On The Right Is Insignificant!

 

[J&C's Mom]

Sorry Kim, but I was on a vicodin high from my root canal yesterday, I knew not what I type

HEY...you got Vicodin I didn't get diddly squat for my root canal except a lot of pain

 

[woogal]

HEY...you got Vicodin I didn't get diddly squat for my root canal except a lot of pain

The two with keys to the meds in the hospitals are fighting over vicodin ...

 

[lvstitch]

HEY...you got Vicodin I didn't get diddly squat for my root canal except a lot of pain

You need a better dentist. Everyone knows dentists have the best stuff

 

[lvstitch]

BobbyNY -Boston just got rid of Manny

 

[jd99]

Hey Nanaheads. Does anyone have any great Disney or DCL clip art they have used for door magnets? I'd love to have some new stuff or new sources. Let me know and thanks in advance for your help.
jeff

 

[MoranClan]

BobbyNY -Boston just got rid of Manny

That will make Ortiz that less a threat..

Woo Hoo