Speaking of OCD --
I just rearranged my last post so the names were in order shortest to longest! Rehab will do that to you.I have to focus on things I can control!!!
Well, you know Brit........class all the way
I can't believe it's only 39 days!!!!!!! I've already started having the dreams........you know; the ones where you've left your confirmation numbers, or suitcase or wallet. I'll be a total mess from here on out. I really need to start packing..............
Just want you guys to know; I haven't had alcohol in a week!!!Nothing since Drunkfest last Sunday. No desserts, NONE. I have to tell ya', I don't think I'm as nice as I used to be
me too...I have been cranky ever since I gave up my chocolate...I'll be like a child with a candy rush on the cruise
And Nebraskans wonder why the rest of the country makes fun of them!!!! They base their self-worth on whether a group of college guys wins or loses.Hi Cheri
I'm back in Huskerland today and let me tell you it's a scary place to be. I tried to lighten the mood and make a joke via email here in the office and got no response.
See I was trying to explain it to DH, we Iowa folk know how to have a bad season... so it's not so devistating when it happens. We're just like "oh well.. no good football this year" when's basketball start?
Maybe they should base their worth on the volleyball team instead.
And Nebraskans wonder why the rest of the country makes fun of them!!!! They base their self-worth on whether a group of college guys wins or loses.
Here in Illinois, there are so many college and pro teams that the spot light isn't totally dominated by any one team. Hence, life hums along ever so merrily in the Land of Lincoln!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
Melanie,
Did you watch "Curb" last night??? I was literally snorting about some of the things!
Chris Farley's brother Kevin also had a small role. (His mannerisms were exactly like Chris')
Is that where he came from?
