TarzansKat
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2008
After long-time lurking, and newly posting I am biting the bullet! I, TarzansKat, am writing a pre-trippie! Dare you read further and discover the insanity that lies within?
Will TarzansKat meet Captain Jack?
Will Woody save Jesse and Stinky Pete in time?
Will Marlin find Nemo?
Discover all this and more in...
da da dum...
the introduction!
Chapter One We pillage, we plunder, we rifle...and book it!
Chapter Two Drink up me hearties yo ho...and review the plans!
Chapter Two Cont'd We have our heading!
Chapter Three Fortunately I know how to counter it...the man who did the waking...
Chapter Four Now where is that monkey...I want to shoot something
Chapter Five The only rules that really matter are these
Chapter Six Commandeer...we're going to commandeer that ship
Chapter Seven You best start believing in ghost stories...you're in one!
Chapter Seven Cont'd If you dare
Chapter Seven Will it ever end?
Chapter Eight Alright, I confess
Chapter Nine Do you feel dead? You have no idea.
Chapter Ten Thank you, Jack. You're welcome. No, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
Chapter Eleven Unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails under that bodice...
Chapter Twelve It's a fool's errand.
Chapter Twelve It's a fool's errand cont'd
Chapter Thirteen One word, love: curiousity.
Chapter Fourteen Would you do it? What would any of you do?
Chapter Fourteen Cont'd What would any of you do?
Chapter Fifteen Would you sail to the ends of the earth and back to fetch back...
Chapter Sixteen We are very much alike, you and I, I and you...us.
Chapter Seventeen Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard.
Chapter Eighteen I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against my stomach.
Chapter Nineteen I'm disinclined to acqueisce to your request. Means no.
Chapter 20 Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.
Chapter 21 Aye, that'll about do it.
Chapter 22 For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it.
Chapter 23 Where does your allegiance lie?
Chapter 24 By "need" do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say a passing fancy?
Chapter 25 There has definitely been a breakdown in discipline aboard this vessel.
Chapter 26 So there is a curse?
Chapter 27 They're more like guidelines anyway!
Chapter 28 So what's your plan then?
Chapter 29 The immortal Captain Sparrow. Well, I like that.
Chapter 30 And then they made me their chief.
Chapter 31 I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
But you have heard of me...
Chapter 32 But what a ship is...what the Black Pearl really is...is freedom.
Chapter 33 You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Chapter 34 You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all.
Chapter 35 Holy Boo to You, Reeses, Yacht Club, Jack Sparrow!!
Chapter 36 Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.
Chapter 37 I had a dream about you last night. About the day we met. Do you remember?
Chapter 38 The die is cast. We're not getting out of this.
Chapter 39 POTC The Curse of the Black Sandal
Chapter 40 Up is down. That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Chapter 41 The Curse of the Black Sandal Part Duex
Chapter 42 I understand. It's a game of deception.
Chapter 43 I think I feel a change in the wind says I.
Chapter 44 What's in your head has put you in such a fine mood, Captain?
Chapter 45 ...This is a jar of dirt. Yes. Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Chapter 46 Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Chapter 47 May I ask you something? Have I ever give you reason not to trust me?
Chapter 48 Enough! This is madness!
Chapter 49 You have a touch of destiny about you...
Chapter 50 I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Chapter 51 You want me to find this?
Chapter 52 I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
Chapter 53 You're mad.
Chapter 53.a You're mad...continued.
Chapter 54 It's a fine goal, to be sure.
Chapter 55 We have our heading...again...still...
Chapter 56 It's what you've been searching for.
Chapter 57 You're off the edge of the map, mate.
A Tribute to Shoe-per Girl
Chapter 58 This arrival throws into sharp relief that which I have not attained...
Chapter 59 This arrival...you get the idea...Part Two
Chapter 60 Son...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow...savvy?
Chapter 61 If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.
Chapter 62 I said to myself, think like Jack.
Chapter 63 Guard the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt.
Chapter 64 Well excuse me if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet.
Chapter 64 Continued!!!
Quoth the DISer, Nevermore!
Chapter 65 Clear as mud, Jackie...
Chapter 66 Think like me. It will come to you.
Chapter 67 Ah-ha! So we've established my proposal as sound in principle.
Chapter 68 Parlay. I invoke the right of parlay.
Chapter 69 Wherever we want to go, we'll go.
Chapter 70 If you will brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end...
Two updates in one day! Slap me thrice and hand me to mama!
Chapter 71 Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles...
Chapter 72 Well, that's even more than less unhelpful.
Chapter 73 If he's not with you, and he's not with us, who's he with?
Chapter 74 I believe thanks are in order.
Six, count 'em, six days!
MNSSHP...how you vex me...
Chapter 75 I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
Chapter 76 But why is the rum always gone?
My Final Thoughts
Will TarzansKat meet Captain Jack?
Will Woody save Jesse and Stinky Pete in time?
Will Marlin find Nemo?
Discover all this and more in...
da da dum...
the introduction!
Chapter One We pillage, we plunder, we rifle...and book it!
Chapter Two Drink up me hearties yo ho...and review the plans!
Chapter Two Cont'd We have our heading!
Chapter Three Fortunately I know how to counter it...the man who did the waking...
Chapter Four Now where is that monkey...I want to shoot something
Chapter Five The only rules that really matter are these
Chapter Six Commandeer...we're going to commandeer that ship
Chapter Seven You best start believing in ghost stories...you're in one!
Chapter Seven Cont'd If you dare
Chapter Seven Will it ever end?
Chapter Eight Alright, I confess
Chapter Nine Do you feel dead? You have no idea.
Chapter Ten Thank you, Jack. You're welcome. No, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
Chapter Eleven Unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails under that bodice...
Chapter Twelve It's a fool's errand.
Chapter Twelve It's a fool's errand cont'd
Chapter Thirteen One word, love: curiousity.
Chapter Fourteen Would you do it? What would any of you do?
Chapter Fourteen Cont'd What would any of you do?
Chapter Fifteen Would you sail to the ends of the earth and back to fetch back...
Chapter Sixteen We are very much alike, you and I, I and you...us.
Chapter Seventeen Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard.
Chapter Eighteen I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against my stomach.
Chapter Nineteen I'm disinclined to acqueisce to your request. Means no.
Chapter 20 Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.
Chapter 21 Aye, that'll about do it.
Chapter 22 For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it.
Chapter 23 Where does your allegiance lie?
Chapter 24 By "need" do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say a passing fancy?
Chapter 25 There has definitely been a breakdown in discipline aboard this vessel.
Chapter 26 So there is a curse?
Chapter 27 They're more like guidelines anyway!
Chapter 28 So what's your plan then?
Chapter 29 The immortal Captain Sparrow. Well, I like that.
Chapter 30 And then they made me their chief.
Chapter 31 I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
But you have heard of me...
Chapter 32 But what a ship is...what the Black Pearl really is...is freedom.
Chapter 33 You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Chapter 34 You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all.
Chapter 35 Holy Boo to You, Reeses, Yacht Club, Jack Sparrow!!
Chapter 36 Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.
Chapter 37 I had a dream about you last night. About the day we met. Do you remember?
Chapter 38 The die is cast. We're not getting out of this.
Chapter 39 POTC The Curse of the Black Sandal
Chapter 40 Up is down. That's just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Chapter 41 The Curse of the Black Sandal Part Duex
Chapter 42 I understand. It's a game of deception.
Chapter 43 I think I feel a change in the wind says I.
Chapter 44 What's in your head has put you in such a fine mood, Captain?
Chapter 45 ...This is a jar of dirt. Yes. Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Chapter 46 Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Chapter 47 May I ask you something? Have I ever give you reason not to trust me?
Chapter 48 Enough! This is madness!
Chapter 49 You have a touch of destiny about you...
Chapter 50 I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Chapter 51 You want me to find this?
Chapter 52 I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
Chapter 53 You're mad.
Chapter 53.a You're mad...continued.
Chapter 54 It's a fine goal, to be sure.
Chapter 55 We have our heading...again...still...
Chapter 56 It's what you've been searching for.
Chapter 57 You're off the edge of the map, mate.
A Tribute to Shoe-per Girl
Chapter 58 This arrival throws into sharp relief that which I have not attained...
Chapter 59 This arrival...you get the idea...Part Two
Chapter 60 Son...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow...savvy?
Chapter 61 If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.
Chapter 62 I said to myself, think like Jack.
Chapter 63 Guard the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt.
Chapter 64 Well excuse me if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet.
Chapter 64 Continued!!!
Quoth the DISer, Nevermore!
Chapter 65 Clear as mud, Jackie...
Chapter 66 Think like me. It will come to you.
Chapter 67 Ah-ha! So we've established my proposal as sound in principle.
Chapter 68 Parlay. I invoke the right of parlay.
Chapter 69 Wherever we want to go, we'll go.
Chapter 70 If you will brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end...
Two updates in one day! Slap me thrice and hand me to mama!
Chapter 71 Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles...
Chapter 72 Well, that's even more than less unhelpful.
Chapter 73 If he's not with you, and he's not with us, who's he with?
Chapter 74 I believe thanks are in order.
Six, count 'em, six days!
MNSSHP...how you vex me...
Chapter 75 I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
Chapter 76 But why is the rum always gone?
My Final Thoughts