Ok this is a mix of secrets and secret gripes (because I would never say anything about them outside of this thread!)
~My husband and I have a little game we play when we go to the parks, he started it but now i find myself playing on solo trips
How long until we spot the first meltdown? It's usually not long at all, I think the record so far is 5 minutes. (and in-case anyone is wondering it is NOT always a child)
~I look for hidden Mickeys out in the real world!
~I don't like pin sharks either, especially the ones who want you to go buy them specific pins- tricking people is not very magical
~ children on heeleys, or should I say PARENTS who allow their children to take shoes with wheels to a crowded theme park and endanger themselves and others -need to be tripped. I play roller derby and am finding it really hard not to block some of the more annoying older kids. (On a more childish note- I'm not allowed to wear my skates to the park!
so why can they?!)
~ I Love the Disney channel! (I'm watching Phineas & Ferb right now)
~ My Ipod has 80 gigs of Disney music and podcasts, and on more than one occasion they have saved an annoying coworkers life
~I have a separate wardrobe for WDW trips
~ People who ram you with their strollers
drive me crazy! I am not talking accidental. When people do it with empty strollers it's bad, but I think its worse when there is a child inside! How is this responsible parenting? What if the person you are intentionally ramming falls backward onto your kid? GRRRR I actually saw an elderly lady get plowed down by a stroller, the woman pushing it just kept right on going! And the poor lady ended up needing medical attention! At the very least we should be able to shoot these people with paint ball guns- so that others can identify them from a distance and avoid injury.
~ Ok this one may seem strange- but I hate that the merch is the same in every store! If I am in the villains store I want to get villains merch! The place where this bothers me the most is the Muppet Store. Maybe 20 items in there are Muppets the rest is general park merch! As a Muppet fan this frustrates me to no end!
~ I do not like the new HS parade, but I loved stars and motorcars.
~ Rude/angry/unhappy cast-members ruin it for me. I am sorry, I know not everyone is always happy but they are called cast members for a reason, (dance monkeys! dance
JK) and being impolite should not be an option. I know everyone can have an off day but I noticed this quite allot on my last trip.
~ I am a little obsessed with the animation studio. I will spend an entire day in there drawing
~ I go to AK just to ride EE over, and over again
~ I like watching Stacey's top 10, but the original was better
~ I plan WDW trips constantly, I am currently planning 3 (April, Aug,Oct)
~ ok this is the big one- I don't believe my friends when they complain about my frequent trips and tell me they can't afford to take their kids to WDW. Especially when they begin lecturing me about how wrong it is that I go SOLO while they are holding their designer purses or driving brand new luxury cars or telling me about their adult only trips to Vegas. Life is full of choices and priorities and for me a brand new car and designer clothes are not a priorities. But standing on main street facing the train station and watching the reactions of children and adults who are seeing the castle for the first time, crying like a baby during Wishes, and holding my breath as the headless horsemen gallops through the MK , now those are priorities
Oh my that was quite allot. Sorry, but I feel so much better this is like confession for Disney nuts!