rsauer
Visitor to Every Disney Park but Shanghai
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2006
10. The ambience was something between Waffle House and a Hess station.
9. The candlelight was so dim we were compelled to burn our menus to read them.
8. We knew this was going to be a disappointing experience when our server boasted,"May I recommend our bread pudding; it is exceptionally goopy tonight."
7. When asked about vegan offerings, our waitperson suggested we substitute the Beef Wellington with a large head of cauliflower.
6. While initially disturbed by being seated next to the restroom doors, we found later that this actually improved the taste of the food.
5. The menu was divided into three sections: Healthy Choices, Flatugenic, and Slow Suicide.
4. While the tuna was described in the menu as "fresh catch of the day," it was served with bits of green foil featuring the chef's nickname "ken of the sea."
3. While not specifically rude to us, the server's frequent use of the words "Achtung" and "Yagottaproblem" was unsettling.
2. The meal could have only been improved with a dash of saffron and the availability of a defibrillator.
1. We were greeted with "Disney Dining Plan?? Real guests pay cash."
9. The candlelight was so dim we were compelled to burn our menus to read them.
8. We knew this was going to be a disappointing experience when our server boasted,"May I recommend our bread pudding; it is exceptionally goopy tonight."
7. When asked about vegan offerings, our waitperson suggested we substitute the Beef Wellington with a large head of cauliflower.
6. While initially disturbed by being seated next to the restroom doors, we found later that this actually improved the taste of the food.
5. The menu was divided into three sections: Healthy Choices, Flatugenic, and Slow Suicide.
4. While the tuna was described in the menu as "fresh catch of the day," it was served with bits of green foil featuring the chef's nickname "ken of the sea."
3. While not specifically rude to us, the server's frequent use of the words "Achtung" and "Yagottaproblem" was unsettling.
2. The meal could have only been improved with a dash of saffron and the availability of a defibrillator.
1. We were greeted with "Disney Dining Plan?? Real guests pay cash."
