dreamer17555
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- Dec 17, 2007
Chef Mickey can go to Heck!
He Said He does not like She. She decided that we should get up early, and Chef Mickey we should see. He does not like Chef Mickey. Chef Mickey equals less sleep for me.
I cant believe She did that! We dragged our soggy pirate butts home after the longest day in history (though very fun) just to wake up 2 hours shy of recommended sleep allowance. I was very grumpy with her, and I wasnt amused at all during our meal. This was the only meal we were almost nearly a tiny bit late for and we had a 7am ADR. There was a wait to check in, apparently She is not the only crazy lady. The Cat was dressed up in her Minnie dress. I was dressed up in my Trogdor shirt (someone commented on his coolness!) and shorts. Im kind of surprised I didnt have my clothes on backwards. By the way, anyone who knows of Trogdor, 10 cool points for you!
She Said The breakfast was early, but The Cat looked so cute so I dealt with it. I love her Minnie dress. Every character that saw her pointed at Minnie and did that silent giggly thing. The food was okay, but I did like their biscuits. Its basic buffet and the fab five were awesome.
Cat got to see Goofy again and she thanked him for letting her open ToonTown the day before.Than we had Mickey, Donald, Pluto and napkin waving and finally the girl we were all there to see- Minnie!
She Said- I had originally planned for us to go to Epcot, but we managed to squeeze in everything we wanted to do already. He came up with the brilliant idea of snagging fastpasses (abusing The Cats attendance) at Animal Kingdom so that after The Cat was dropped off at Neverland Club, we could come back and ride Everest and Dinosaur several times each.
He Said Yay for me for starting to think as underhandedly as she does. What is happening to my sense of ethics? We drove from The Contemporary (parking there is bad juju) to AK, skipped in front of a huge line for one of the entrance gates (why people line up without looking around is beyond me- two long lines at two of the turnstiles, the others ignored. We lined up at one of those shunned turnstiles and yes they opened all of them.) We headed with the masses and waited on a cutesy line drop scene.
After the drop, Becca vanished to grab fastpasses for Everest and me and The Cat headed to Dinoland. To put it bluntly, we rode the everloving crap out of Triceratopspin. You spend several thousand dollars on a vacation to Disney, and all your brain-damaged child wants to do is eat cereal, swim in a pool, and on this particular occasion, ride an attraction that can be found at any fair in the country, and is about as exciting as one of those horsey rides that lurk outside of grocery stores. Ugh. She even joined the fun and rode the aforementioned fun ride another two times to bring the grand total to 6 rides. Or 7. I dont remember. By that point, my brain was bleeding out of my ears from attempting to comprehend it all.
She Said- Well at least the Cat was happy. And there was no line- at all. They didnt even make us get off. Honestly I thought we would hate AK but it grew on me, though Dinoland sticks out like a sore thumb. Totally kills what would have been a flawless theme. I also loved how everyone called her Minnie all day long. It was fun. We took the required photo ops and then moved on.
He Said- We went over to the Dinoland playground and asked a CM about our fastpass abuse plans. The CM gave us this helpful tip: At AK and DHS, any time after the return window for FP, FP from any time that day are generally accepted. MK is a little more stringent (though we got in a few with timed out FPs) and Epcot is the most strict when it comes to accepting fastpasses that are out of the specified times, but still let some people through.
I then tried to go down one of the slides in that playground. Not only was I feeling old and creaky, but I barely fit down the darned thing. We left soon after this humiliation. She went over to Expedition Everest and grabbed one more fastpass (bringing out total to 4 FP for EE) and I took The Cat to grab 2 FP at Dinosaur. He and She were going to party later.
He Said- After grabbing the FP at Dinosaur, we ran into safari geared Pluto and Goofy, and there was hardly any line! She found us right as The Cat was about to meet the characters (3rd time now? I lost count) and snapped some cute pictures of them having fun.
She Said Now it was time for me to be bossy. I demanded that we head over to get seats at the Festival of the Lion King (FLK from now on) and He was in no mood to move quickly.
He Said- Hey! I was in pain! She totally doesnt understand how Big Baby diaper rash works!
She Said- To be fair, if I had realized just how many people were going to be easily crammed in there, I wouldnt have been so edgy about getting there quite so early. Its a pretty decent sized place.
He Said FLK almost needs its own Webisode. Unfortunately for you, Im lazy and youll have to settle for what you get. FLK was amazing. From the opening ceremony involving the crowds to the final performance, Id say it almost merits AK admission by itself. There were perfectly synchronized animal dancers, extremely talented vocalists, a fire dancer, an aerial dancing duet, trapeze artists, and of course the Lion King gang. Im a Lion King lover, and this show left me in awe. Its a must see, youll be very sorry if you miss it.
She Said Shorty after FLK I was getting steamy. Everyone knows that for whatever reason, AK is 10 degrees hotter than anywhere else in Disney. We left AK and were back at Pop by 11:30 and ready to jump in the pool. After thirty minutes of swimming I decided to dry off. I must have been really sleepy because I was out in ten seconds flat. He and The Cat were in the pool for nearly two hours. Somehow they didnt burn to a crisp. Yay for Mommy Senses, I made sure they sunblocked well. I also got very lucky about not burning, seriously I rival Snow Whites complexion, the least He could do was wake me up and turn me over. The Cat took a short nap after playing in the pool, and I went to the food court to get Tie Dye Cheesecake and some The Cat food.
After she woke up and ate, everyone got dressed up, and we made our way to the TTC and monorailed over MK for yet another FP abuse. See you can only use KTTW that have entered that park on that day for Fastpasses Once everyone made it through the gates I took Cats and mine KTTW and fought against the parade over to Space Mountain where I secured two FP for He and I to use later. (Note: When trying to get anywhere during a parade going through shops is usually the quickest route). He took Cat over to the Poly where I met them.
The sign on the door said they opened at 4:30 which had to be wrong since I was told four and made an ADR for Le Cellier at 5:00. No way would I have cut anything that close. Well I was right and the sign was wrong (went to the lobby to make sure). There will be a Neverland review in the next part that Cat herself wrote (I corrected the spelling though) We filled out her paperwork and food choices and watched her go from the window into Neverland. We looked at each other for a moment with giant smiles. The Cat was off and we were on our way for a whine free evening.
On the Next Webisode of Mister Pig: Are those Hives or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
He Said He does not like She. She decided that we should get up early, and Chef Mickey we should see. He does not like Chef Mickey. Chef Mickey equals less sleep for me.
I cant believe She did that! We dragged our soggy pirate butts home after the longest day in history (though very fun) just to wake up 2 hours shy of recommended sleep allowance. I was very grumpy with her, and I wasnt amused at all during our meal. This was the only meal we were almost nearly a tiny bit late for and we had a 7am ADR. There was a wait to check in, apparently She is not the only crazy lady. The Cat was dressed up in her Minnie dress. I was dressed up in my Trogdor shirt (someone commented on his coolness!) and shorts. Im kind of surprised I didnt have my clothes on backwards. By the way, anyone who knows of Trogdor, 10 cool points for you!
She Said The breakfast was early, but The Cat looked so cute so I dealt with it. I love her Minnie dress. Every character that saw her pointed at Minnie and did that silent giggly thing. The food was okay, but I did like their biscuits. Its basic buffet and the fab five were awesome.
Cat got to see Goofy again and she thanked him for letting her open ToonTown the day before.Than we had Mickey, Donald, Pluto and napkin waving and finally the girl we were all there to see- Minnie!
She Said- I had originally planned for us to go to Epcot, but we managed to squeeze in everything we wanted to do already. He came up with the brilliant idea of snagging fastpasses (abusing The Cats attendance) at Animal Kingdom so that after The Cat was dropped off at Neverland Club, we could come back and ride Everest and Dinosaur several times each.
He Said Yay for me for starting to think as underhandedly as she does. What is happening to my sense of ethics? We drove from The Contemporary (parking there is bad juju) to AK, skipped in front of a huge line for one of the entrance gates (why people line up without looking around is beyond me- two long lines at two of the turnstiles, the others ignored. We lined up at one of those shunned turnstiles and yes they opened all of them.) We headed with the masses and waited on a cutesy line drop scene.
After the drop, Becca vanished to grab fastpasses for Everest and me and The Cat headed to Dinoland. To put it bluntly, we rode the everloving crap out of Triceratopspin. You spend several thousand dollars on a vacation to Disney, and all your brain-damaged child wants to do is eat cereal, swim in a pool, and on this particular occasion, ride an attraction that can be found at any fair in the country, and is about as exciting as one of those horsey rides that lurk outside of grocery stores. Ugh. She even joined the fun and rode the aforementioned fun ride another two times to bring the grand total to 6 rides. Or 7. I dont remember. By that point, my brain was bleeding out of my ears from attempting to comprehend it all.
She Said- Well at least the Cat was happy. And there was no line- at all. They didnt even make us get off. Honestly I thought we would hate AK but it grew on me, though Dinoland sticks out like a sore thumb. Totally kills what would have been a flawless theme. I also loved how everyone called her Minnie all day long. It was fun. We took the required photo ops and then moved on.
He Said- We went over to the Dinoland playground and asked a CM about our fastpass abuse plans. The CM gave us this helpful tip: At AK and DHS, any time after the return window for FP, FP from any time that day are generally accepted. MK is a little more stringent (though we got in a few with timed out FPs) and Epcot is the most strict when it comes to accepting fastpasses that are out of the specified times, but still let some people through.
I then tried to go down one of the slides in that playground. Not only was I feeling old and creaky, but I barely fit down the darned thing. We left soon after this humiliation. She went over to Expedition Everest and grabbed one more fastpass (bringing out total to 4 FP for EE) and I took The Cat to grab 2 FP at Dinosaur. He and She were going to party later.
He Said- After grabbing the FP at Dinosaur, we ran into safari geared Pluto and Goofy, and there was hardly any line! She found us right as The Cat was about to meet the characters (3rd time now? I lost count) and snapped some cute pictures of them having fun.
She Said Now it was time for me to be bossy. I demanded that we head over to get seats at the Festival of the Lion King (FLK from now on) and He was in no mood to move quickly.
He Said- Hey! I was in pain! She totally doesnt understand how Big Baby diaper rash works!
She Said- To be fair, if I had realized just how many people were going to be easily crammed in there, I wouldnt have been so edgy about getting there quite so early. Its a pretty decent sized place.
He Said FLK almost needs its own Webisode. Unfortunately for you, Im lazy and youll have to settle for what you get. FLK was amazing. From the opening ceremony involving the crowds to the final performance, Id say it almost merits AK admission by itself. There were perfectly synchronized animal dancers, extremely talented vocalists, a fire dancer, an aerial dancing duet, trapeze artists, and of course the Lion King gang. Im a Lion King lover, and this show left me in awe. Its a must see, youll be very sorry if you miss it.
She Said Shorty after FLK I was getting steamy. Everyone knows that for whatever reason, AK is 10 degrees hotter than anywhere else in Disney. We left AK and were back at Pop by 11:30 and ready to jump in the pool. After thirty minutes of swimming I decided to dry off. I must have been really sleepy because I was out in ten seconds flat. He and The Cat were in the pool for nearly two hours. Somehow they didnt burn to a crisp. Yay for Mommy Senses, I made sure they sunblocked well. I also got very lucky about not burning, seriously I rival Snow Whites complexion, the least He could do was wake me up and turn me over. The Cat took a short nap after playing in the pool, and I went to the food court to get Tie Dye Cheesecake and some The Cat food.
After she woke up and ate, everyone got dressed up, and we made our way to the TTC and monorailed over MK for yet another FP abuse. See you can only use KTTW that have entered that park on that day for Fastpasses Once everyone made it through the gates I took Cats and mine KTTW and fought against the parade over to Space Mountain where I secured two FP for He and I to use later. (Note: When trying to get anywhere during a parade going through shops is usually the quickest route). He took Cat over to the Poly where I met them.
The sign on the door said they opened at 4:30 which had to be wrong since I was told four and made an ADR for Le Cellier at 5:00. No way would I have cut anything that close. Well I was right and the sign was wrong (went to the lobby to make sure). There will be a Neverland review in the next part that Cat herself wrote (I corrected the spelling though) We filled out her paperwork and food choices and watched her go from the window into Neverland. We looked at each other for a moment with giant smiles. The Cat was off and we were on our way for a whine free evening.
On the Next Webisode of Mister Pig: Are those Hives or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
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I really thought with the naps we would have been fine. But I also had planned on us leaving after the fireworks and yeah... we didn't do that. He threatened me within an inch of my life when I woke him up a little before six. 
I think Disney is just really good at making it feel like Africa. 
However Cat looked cute and had a blast and I was able to eat my weight in biscuits. So it wasn't all bad.
Oh well. At least I still rock at WoW so I doubt he will actually leave... I might need to tie him up though to be on the safe side. 
I'll be working at WDW soon as a professional intern so if you ever go back to WDW let me know.. we cool kids can hang out! 
Is that anything like "crotch rot"? 
