And here it is:
Day Four, Part Two: Grandma Got Run Over by an Emotional Reindeer
After I get my butt kicked again at Toy Story Midway Mania, Bill and I decide to check out the Backlot tour, which we didnt do last year. Were walking up to the line, when a CM asks us if wed like to be in the show. Im ready to say YES!, but Bill doesnt want to get doused with buckets of water for some strange reason, so we decline. There goes my chance at movie stardom!
After waiting in the holding pen for a few minutes, the line starts moving, but the CM drops the rope right in front of us, and well have to wait through another show before we can even start getting through the ride. So we decide to bail out the Backlot tours not that important to us; we just heard a rumor that they might be getting rid of it and thought wed take it one last time, in case its not here next year.
Instead, its off to the Muppets, an attraction I remember seeing for the first time in the early 90s, on a trip with my mom and kid brother (he was eight or nine then; at 26, hes not such a kid anymore!). The pre-show for this movie is every bit as awesome as the movie itself I love looking at all the sets and watching the video, which cracks me up every time. The rat posing as Mickey Mouse? The hairy bald guy the union sent to fill in for one of the dancers? What kind of foolishness would you like to see? Priceless, all of it.
And the movie itself could not be more adorable. Fun fact: When Bill was filling out the online personal ad that would eventually lead to our meeting and marrying each other, he was asked to choose a celebrity that he resembled, and he answered Stadler and/or Waldorf. Truly, we were meant to be together.
We float out of the movie, giddy and happy and relaxed and having fun, and make a pit stop at the Writers Stop for a carrot cake cookie that Bill has heard tell of on the WDW Today podcast (I think it was a recommendation by Len Testa). Ultra-win for us! This treat is fantastic, and it fuels us for another trip over to the ToT for another Fip.
Again, standby wait times are longer than were used to for this time of year, and the park is crowded, so we decide to see some of the less popular attractions during the height of the day, all the while collecting Fips for our favorite rides. So we head over towards Sounds Dangerous, a show weve never seen, because its been so reviled in the guide books and here on the DIS. And what do you know? Sounds Dangerous is CLOSED! Is this just for today, or are they phasing out this attraction? I dont know, but it will be closed all week, so theres probably something going on with it
(Meanwhile, next door, the American Idol theater looks ready to accept guests, but remains closed until January, darn it. Im a big Idol fan, even as its gotten shabbier over the last few seasons, but even I dont know if Id be interested in spending Disney time watching amateur singers compete. Of course, Im willing to give it a shot
Im looking forward to hearing the reviews when it opens, and to reading peoples reactions here!)
The wait for the Great Movie Ride is only 10 minutes, so we jump on the short line, and are soon waiting in the pre-show room, where we see the reel three times in succession before getting into a ride vehicle. And I know this makes me a jaded ingrate, but I think this ride is sadly lacking in something I remember it being much more lively, when I first came to the park in the early 90s. We felt this way last year, but got sucked in by the short line this year; I think next year, were skipping the Mediocre Movie Ride.
We head back to ToT to use a Fip, but the standby line is so short (funny, it was longer twenty minutes ago, when we were last here), we jump on standby, and get tossed around by the rogue elevator a few times. Then its over to the Animation Studio, where we skip the movie and go straight to the drawing class, something I never would have known about if it werent for these most excellent boards. The class was easy to follow, and very satisfying and absorbing a really pleasurable way to spend fifteen minutes or so.
Heres a picture of Bill drawing Goofy. Takes one to draw one! Har.
And then we come to the non-Disney portion of our afternoon: I have to call my lawyer. Bill takes my park pass and goes to get us yet more ToT Fips (now well have three in our pockets we are rich with Fips!), while I reluctantly pull out my phone and engage in a frustrating conversation about real estate. Bill is back long before Im done the call takes almost a half hour, including the few minutes I have to spend listening to the lawyer rib me about being at Disney World. I give him the same line Ive been giving everyone Actually, Im down here to sign books at a convention, so its mostly a business trip. Right! Out of nine days well spend here this trip, I will spend less than two hours selling books. And yet it gives me the moral authority to shut people up when they question me about my Disney habit: Hey, Im doing it for work!
FINALLY, I am able to get off the phone, though not with the results Id hoped for, and Ill have to make another call before Fantasmic! at 7:30. But for now, I try to shake off my irritation at how badly this deal is going, and get back into a Disney frame of mind.
What better way to do so, than to browse One Mans Dream? I could practically recite Walt Disneys biography to you, but I still love looking at the artifacts and displays, and taking the time to appreciate them all over again. Im so grateful this attraction exists, and I hope they never get rid of it; its a testament to creative genius that inspires me every time. Walts path to success was not a steady one; he faced a number of setbacks along the way, and its so helpful to remember that, as I often face professional disappointment. But he kept dreaming, which is what I have to challenge myself to do not to get complacent, or cynical, or caught up in frustration over what didnt happen, but to keep my imagination alive, and keep playing. Thank you, Walt, for setting such a brilliant example for other artists and for giving us this very magical place!
We take our time through the exhibit hall, which means we dont have time for the movie before our 3:35 ADRs at Mama Melrose (Fantasmic! dinner package, doncha know). But we plan to come back and see the movie later in the trip now its time for pasta!
Despite my frustrating phone call, our sleep-deprived night last night, and a sore throat thats turning into a bit of a cough, I am still feeling blissful and content as we are seated at Mama Melrose. The place is a faithful reproduction of many of the restaurants in Little Italy here in New York; not sure what that has to do with the theme of the park, but okay. The atmosphere is calm, the people watching is good, and Im with my Shmoo, who also seems to be having a great time. Our server is prompt and helpful, and the food is quite good I have a Caesar salad and the seafood pasta fra diavlo; Bill enjoys his breads/spreads appetizer and his penne ala vodka. For dessert, I decide to order a whole slice of cheesecake for myself, rather than just stick a spoon into Bills spumoni for a bite. Hey, I need it, after that phone call with my lawyer!
Full to bursting after a yummy lunch, we cruise by Toy Story, but at 4:15, theyre sold out of Fips for the day. Good thing we got our two rides in, but I still have a hankering for more! Well, well be back later this week. But right now, we head back to the ToT to use some of our Fips. And who do we see standing right outside? TJ, the most famous ToT Cast Member of all! If youve watched any of the Travel Channel shows about Disney, youve seen TJ we simply MUST get a picture with him. Bill introduces himself and tells TJ how much we admire his work, while I snap this shot:
Then, starstruck, we head towards the ride entrance. But again, weve hit a weird dip in the day when the standby line is nil. This always seems to happen around 4 to 5 p.m. we find that theres no standby line at all for ToT, and we walk on three or four times in a row. But the park is comparatively mobbed today, so where is everybody? Bill and I shrug at each other, but as long as the crowds are not here, we dont much care where they are. We get in three standby rides with no wait at all, each one as good as the last (despite some annoying pre-teen cheerleaders in one of the rides, whose pushy manners, snotty little attitudes, and piercing shrieks are enough to make you want to go spontaneously deaf).
As the standby line begins to build again, we go over to RNR for another single rider line. This time, though, things are moving very slowly heres where all those crowds were! Bill gets placed in a limo before me; I have to wait a few limos for a chance to ride, but I have a fun conversation with the teenager behind me, whos curious about my iPhone (yeah, since I have it on me, I cant resist checking the
Twisney site to see what other people are reporting around the parks). I hand over the phone to the kid for his perusal, and almost dont get it back! But soon enough, I am loaded into a limo, with my iPhone, and though there are still no explicit instructions as to what I should or should not look for on Steven Tylers head, I manage to have a great ride (no earrings).
Reunited with Bill once again in the gift shop, we decide to use out ToT Fips, as its getting towards the time for Fantasmic!, and weve been hoarding them all day. So we breeze past a 30 minute standby line (ha ha, you should have been here a half hour ago, like we were!), and take two more awesome Fip rides on the Elevator of Fright, for a grand total of eight so far today.
Now its 7pm, and while we have reserved seats, we better head into the theater right away. We get good seats in the reserved section, and then I head towards the back of the stadium to make yet another real estate related call. I spend fifteen minutes trying to stay calm and reasonable, despite provocation (come on people, we want your apartment and you want our money! Whats so hard about this?), and then its time for the show.
I must admit to being a little distracted for the show, and gloomy about the distraction. I love this show, but am not fully able to enjoy it, as my mind is definitely elsewhere. (and of course that reminds me right now as Im typing this to check my email yep, something else I need to do re: this real estate deal once again, pulled away from Disney for this ongoing hassle, argh!)
Okay, back to the fun. Which, unfortunately, is a little less fun than usual, though the show remains outstanding. Bill and I quibble with a few of the plot points for instance, why does the Pocahontas fight scene come before Mickeys bad dream? but you cant argue with the staging, the amazing screens of mist, and once again the jaw-dropping lets set some water on fire technique. And the boats full of characters at the end are a delight! It feels triumphant all around to see fears vanquished by positive thinking; Ill try to use Mickey as an inspiration when Im having middle-of-the-night visitations by my own villains.
We leave the ampitheater quickly after the show (but not as quickly as the folks who start rushing out before the shows over -- suit yourselves, but why leave before the finale?), and make good time getting back to the entrance, so we hop on ToT one last time with no wait. Then were hoping for another crack at Toy Story, but theres a 60 minute wait, and while I suspect theyve inflated the wait time to deter people from joining the line this close to park closing, as soon as we enter the show building, I realize, nope, its a 60 minute line.
So its over to the Osbourne lights, which are more crowded than weve ever seen them! But still spectacular. And theyre playing my song, Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! I am buoyed by this happy coincidence, and we spend a while being dazzled by the lights and snow. We spring for a pair of $1 enhancing glasses, which give you a visual effect strikingly similar to the one you get from taking hallucinogenic drugs (not that I recommend that experience at all! Definitely stick to the dollar glasses instead.)
Heres Bill, with the Star of David behind him, because upon marrying me he became an honorary Jew:
After peering through the glasses for a while, we decide to pass them off to another guest, so we select a gentleman with a young lady of about four in his arms, and ask him if hed like a pair of crazy drug glasses (okay, we dont put it like that). He and his young lady charge happily accept, and Bill and I go off to our 8:15 reservation at Sci Fi.
Funny thing the park closes at 8 tonight, but when I called Disney Dining lo those many months ago and asked for the latest possible ADR for today, I got 8:15. I confirmed with the CM that the park closed at 8, and she agreed that it was odd that we could get an 8:15 seating, but we happily booked it anyway. We just want desserts and a chance to soak up the atmosphere we love this place, even though the food is
not great.
So were sitting on the bench in the foyer waiting for our table, and all of a sudden Bill sits straight up with a strange look on his face, like he just remembered he left the iron on. What, I demand. Whats up?
Shhhh, he says, impatiently, with the most alert, concerned look on his face. He looks like a prairie dog scanning for predators, intense concentration in his eyes. Then he hears something, and he sits up even straighter.
The at-at, he says. Its firing. I gotta
Ill be right back.
And before I can ask, What the at-at are you talking about?, hes taken off like a shot. He returns two minutes later with a huge smile of satisfaction on his face.
The at-at was firing! So cool! I didnt know it did that! I guess it only does that at night. Id know that sound anywhere!
Yes, folks, the giant Star Wars at-at, that thing that looks like a robotic termite on long legs that presides over the Star Tours pavilion, was making noise and flashing its lights and generally acting as though it were engaged in battle. And Bill got to witness it! He is flushed with happiness, and I am happy for him. A six-year-olds wish is magically granted, 27 years later, when Bill Scurry gets to see a real live at-at fire!
Unfortunately, while hes gloating over the at-at, Im fuming over an email I just received more real estate
mishegos (that means bullstuff, for those of you who dont speak Yiddish). And again, I am plunged into a sort of double despair not only am I being annoyed, I am being doubly annoyed, because its reducing my pleasure at being at Disney. Here we are at the Sci Fi café, where I have dreamed of being for an entire year, and I cant enjoy it, because Im so busy concentrating on how I cant enjoy it.
Bill orders a milkshake and tries to say comforting things. I, meanwhile, order a giant, honking alcoholic drink something blue and fruity with a flashing glow cube in it and try to listen to said comforting things. Youll note that this is the first and only alcoholic drink Ill order on this trip, as I am a lame drinker who cant hold my sauce. But right now, I need something to calm me down, and blue booze is whats handy. I slurp half of it down in one swallow, training my eyes on the screen ahead of me, trying my hardest to get over myself and soak up the fun. But its useless Im upset, and I cant ignore it.
We decide to bail out and go to Downtown Disney. Now that I have a not-very-stiff drink in me, Im a little more relaxed, but still eager for distraction, so we jump in a cab (too impatient to wait for a bus tonight), and soon find ourselves at DisneyQuest, where we use one of our Water Parks Fun and More options for admission, and head straight to the Cyber Coaster. We cook up the most hardcore coaster we can, with multiple loops and jumps and corkscrews, then load into the claustrophobia-inducing capsule. Our coaster is extreme, and extremely fun! Im already feeling better.
We head back down to the first floor, and wait five minutes for the Pirates of the Caribbean game, which has a cannon much like the Toy Story cannons. Also fun! Then were playing some video game that involves a lot of shooting aliens. I am intently killing the heck out of a bunch of aliens, until an attendant comes over and tells us DQ is closing. Awwww! Id almost forgotten about our real estate troubles for a minute!
We wander past all the shops, noting how dead it is here at Downtown Disney tonight, now that Pleasure Island is no more. We pass sadly by the closed Adventurers Club, and walk into the new T-Rex Café, which is awesome:
I dont know what the food or service is like, but the theming is outstanding.
Then its over to World of Disney, where I plan to engage in some hardcore retail therapy. Theres the Ariel sweatshirt Ive been eyeing for myself so what if it only comes in kids sizes? I can cram into a kids XL oh, and this Belle nightgown is perfect for Naomis daughter Grace
Im just getting warmed up when Bill confesses that hes dead tired, and can barely stand up anymore. Poor man I dont doubt it, after what I put him through last night! So I put my items back on their racks, and we head right for a cab back to the resort.
So all in all, we managed to have a lot of fun today, despite the lack of sleep and many provocations we encountered during the course of the afternoon and evening. I have much less trouble falling asleep tonight, and Bill has none at all hes snoring as soon as his head hits the pillow. I can only hope that tomorrow will bring better news from home, and that well get to fully enjoy our time here in the Happiest Place on Earth
well see!