When I woke up this morning it was negative 12 degrees. I am not talking windchill actual air temperature was negative 12.......On days like today there is only one thing you can do. Think warm thoughts. For me that includes Disney. I love how warm it is there in May. I turn from a nice off white to a more natural bronze. Let me introduce you to the 4 members of the cast:
DH: Sam the Eagle. That is right I am very serious all the time. I enjoy heat lamps, being economical, and the nightly business report (on pbs, yeah I know I am pretty lame.) My motto: Sounds great.....what does it cost?
DW: Mary Poppins. She is the Planner. You think you like to plan. DW likes to plan with a capital P. Despite the planning she manages to be very caring, loving, and patient. Very rarely does she say spit spot. But when she does DS breaks into song about Sugar being mixed with medicine and a spoon. It is very odd. Also she is very hott. Her motto: It is Disney-ish of course it is good.
DS, 5: Mickey Mouse. Oh my gosh. If this kid was anymore mickey mouse he would have a tail and large ears. His motto is: Hey, what is a motto with you?
DD, 3: Sleeping Beauty with a slight hint of Animal. She is a very complex 3 year old. She can be the sweetest thing you have ever seen, yet will turn on a dime in to a fericious little beast very similiar to Jack Jack. Her motto is: My way or the highway baby.
A little background information. This was our second trip to the Dis. During our first trip we were tipped off to the disney boards and thought the whole lot of ya had a wealth of information. However I thought you were also slightly screwy in the noggin. I mean seriously people forsaking your family to read the boards. Maybe I was just a little angry because I would come home from work to find DW was on the boards all day and the kids had declared anarchy and overthrew the republic. Maybe it was because she started talking in abbreviations, you know CBR, BCR, AK, AKL. I could not have a conversation with the women about anything other than the Dis. You stole her from me I was Marlin and you were a baracuda, that somhow regergitated my wife and a single egg to create a family of four. That is okay I know you didnt do it intentionally. Well the point is following the trip I myself, Sam the Eagle (who bought a 28.00 Sorcerer Mickey hat and wore that SOB, not a Dis abbreviation, every day despite the temprature) found my fifth love in the Dis.
Let me tell you one thing about my DW I love her with all my heart but good golly miss molly that women was obsessed. We watched the planning video more often than the news prior to this trip. Our nightly discussion was focussed on the length of our trip. She wanted two weeks I was hoping for one. We were like two prize fighters feeling eachother out. One night I would land an upper cut to the chin (figuratively) and we would agree on some unimportant item like bringing our own stroller (I am not paying to rent something I already have.) Note: Dec 06 trip we are renting a stroller. The next night she would counter with a hook to the body and I would cough up buying a DMVC (copyright Zzub) for each member of the family. Later I would agree to an extra day stay if and only if we purchased one community mug. The bottom line is half the fun for me is the negotiating. Generally I end up on the short end of the stick, but it is still fun. It isnt my fault I lose, my DW is good, this one time at band camp..... Um I mean at the Bahamas my wife had two of the shop keepers outbidding eachother for a wooden item.
Shopkeeper One: Baby doll i will give you that wooden snake for 13.
Shopkeeper Two: Sweetheart I will Do it for 11.
Shopkeeper One: Honey how about 10.
Shopkeeper Two: You get out of this sale Shopkeeper One!! Sweetheart I can do it for 8.
Shopkeeper One: You know I cant go that low Shopkeeper Two! Sir maybe you are more reasonable how about it then 9 for the wooden snake.
DH: Ummmm.
DW: No thanks.
DH: Wow..... You are beautiful......
DW: Right. Lets go to the beach I am tired.
Hmmmm it is warm in the Bahamas. Sigh.... Anyway, bottom line is I was knocked out in the third round KO. It was fun while it lasted. We settled on 10 nights in the dis with the dining plan. Thus I had to suck it up and pay retail. This was very difficult, as at the time i was an airline employee and could receive a 50% discount on lodging. Exactly.
One final note: I havent thought of a name for this trip report I suppose I will come up with it later.
Up next, Day One: The Departure
DH: Sam the Eagle. That is right I am very serious all the time. I enjoy heat lamps, being economical, and the nightly business report (on pbs, yeah I know I am pretty lame.) My motto: Sounds great.....what does it cost?
DW: Mary Poppins. She is the Planner. You think you like to plan. DW likes to plan with a capital P. Despite the planning she manages to be very caring, loving, and patient. Very rarely does she say spit spot. But when she does DS breaks into song about Sugar being mixed with medicine and a spoon. It is very odd. Also she is very hott. Her motto: It is Disney-ish of course it is good.
DS, 5: Mickey Mouse. Oh my gosh. If this kid was anymore mickey mouse he would have a tail and large ears. His motto is: Hey, what is a motto with you?
DD, 3: Sleeping Beauty with a slight hint of Animal. She is a very complex 3 year old. She can be the sweetest thing you have ever seen, yet will turn on a dime in to a fericious little beast very similiar to Jack Jack. Her motto is: My way or the highway baby.
A little background information. This was our second trip to the Dis. During our first trip we were tipped off to the disney boards and thought the whole lot of ya had a wealth of information. However I thought you were also slightly screwy in the noggin. I mean seriously people forsaking your family to read the boards. Maybe I was just a little angry because I would come home from work to find DW was on the boards all day and the kids had declared anarchy and overthrew the republic. Maybe it was because she started talking in abbreviations, you know CBR, BCR, AK, AKL. I could not have a conversation with the women about anything other than the Dis. You stole her from me I was Marlin and you were a baracuda, that somhow regergitated my wife and a single egg to create a family of four. That is okay I know you didnt do it intentionally. Well the point is following the trip I myself, Sam the Eagle (who bought a 28.00 Sorcerer Mickey hat and wore that SOB, not a Dis abbreviation, every day despite the temprature) found my fifth love in the Dis.
Let me tell you one thing about my DW I love her with all my heart but good golly miss molly that women was obsessed. We watched the planning video more often than the news prior to this trip. Our nightly discussion was focussed on the length of our trip. She wanted two weeks I was hoping for one. We were like two prize fighters feeling eachother out. One night I would land an upper cut to the chin (figuratively) and we would agree on some unimportant item like bringing our own stroller (I am not paying to rent something I already have.) Note: Dec 06 trip we are renting a stroller. The next night she would counter with a hook to the body and I would cough up buying a DMVC (copyright Zzub) for each member of the family. Later I would agree to an extra day stay if and only if we purchased one community mug. The bottom line is half the fun for me is the negotiating. Generally I end up on the short end of the stick, but it is still fun. It isnt my fault I lose, my DW is good, this one time at band camp..... Um I mean at the Bahamas my wife had two of the shop keepers outbidding eachother for a wooden item.
Shopkeeper One: Baby doll i will give you that wooden snake for 13.
Shopkeeper Two: Sweetheart I will Do it for 11.
Shopkeeper One: Honey how about 10.
Shopkeeper Two: You get out of this sale Shopkeeper One!! Sweetheart I can do it for 8.
Shopkeeper One: You know I cant go that low Shopkeeper Two! Sir maybe you are more reasonable how about it then 9 for the wooden snake.
DH: Ummmm.
DW: No thanks.
DH: Wow..... You are beautiful......
DW: Right. Lets go to the beach I am tired.
Hmmmm it is warm in the Bahamas. Sigh.... Anyway, bottom line is I was knocked out in the third round KO. It was fun while it lasted. We settled on 10 nights in the dis with the dining plan. Thus I had to suck it up and pay retail. This was very difficult, as at the time i was an airline employee and could receive a 50% discount on lodging. Exactly.
One final note: I havent thought of a name for this trip report I suppose I will come up with it later.
Up next, Day One: The Departure