King Schultz
I'm a cool rockin' daddy in the USA
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2013
The Ballad of Goofy_Disney_Dad
*sung to the tune of Queens "Killer Queen"
"He keeps Moët et Chandon
In his pretty cabinet
'Let her eat take-out,' he says
'It's better than the chefs'
A live-in staff
Satisfies his every need
Frees up his time
An invitation he can't decline
A wealthy aristocrat
Doesn't care much for etiquette
Extraordinarily nice at times
He posts killer memes
Doesn't care for drama queens
Hit's 'em like a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Gets his memes at a discount price
Has an insatiable appetite
For posting
To avoid complications
He's always had the same screen name
If it's just conversation
He leaves it up to the maid
Was going to go to China
But decided to avoid Asia Minor
For safety reasons
I can't even. . .
His clothes come from Paris
For cats he couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
He posts killer memes
Doesn't care for drama queens
Hit's 'em like a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Drop of a hat he's as willing as
Playful as a pile of lions
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of patience
Some people absolutely drive him nuts
He can't even
He posts killer memes
Doesn't care for drama queens
Hit's 'em like a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Want's to know where his moose is
Seems it's never gonna make it
Time to send the K-9 out
He can't even. . .
https://musicmp3.ru/artist_queen__album_sheer-heart-attack.html#.V5qJDBLLLVQ
*sung to the tune of Queens "Killer Queen"
"He keeps Moët et Chandon
In his pretty cabinet
'Let her eat take-out,' he says
'It's better than the chefs'
A live-in staff
Satisfies his every need
Frees up his time
An invitation he can't decline
A wealthy aristocrat
Doesn't care much for etiquette
Extraordinarily nice at times
He posts killer memes
Doesn't care for drama queens
Hit's 'em like a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Gets his memes at a discount price
Has an insatiable appetite
For posting
To avoid complications
He's always had the same screen name
If it's just conversation
He leaves it up to the maid
Was going to go to China
But decided to avoid Asia Minor
For safety reasons
I can't even. . .
His clothes come from Paris
For cats he couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
He posts killer memes
Doesn't care for drama queens
Hit's 'em like a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Drop of a hat he's as willing as
Playful as a pile of lions
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of patience
Some people absolutely drive him nuts
He can't even
He posts killer memes
Doesn't care for drama queens
Hit's 'em like a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Want's to know where his moose is
Seems it's never gonna make it
Time to send the K-9 out
He can't even. . .
https://musicmp3.ru/artist_queen__album_sheer-heart-attack.html#.V5qJDBLLLVQ
