There's a Howard Johnson's on 192 that would make for quite a funny Samantha Brown show.
"Here's a bunch of trash on the steps, and look at all these charming cigarette burns on the counters An elevator to the second floor with all your luggage? You won't find that here! There's even an element of surprise-your air conditioner may or may not work! You could bump into Mickey or Donald- but only if the Florida Health Inspector's name happens to be Mickey or Donald.....
It was BAD. It was only one night and we were going to the MK the next day so we didn't care.
I love the Travel Channel shows but notice you will never see Samantha standing in line for anything? Imagine a TV special that takes place in
real time?
"Here I am waiting for the Kilamanjaro Safaris."
(10 minutes goes by)
"I would have gotten a Fastpass, but they were gone by noon"
(five minutes)
"Is it getting hotter or what?"
(five minutes)
"Could you tell your kid to stop kicking me?"
(and on and on and on)
"Well that's all the time we have now. Watch next time and you may see me getting on the ride..."