Still giggling over some of those lines
the server named Mumbles
"we put on dirty plates on the table next to us, because apparently that is where they go"
the greeters named Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather
"do you see this little black box? We have to wait for a ticket to come out before we can seat you"
One of the activities on the Podcast 5.0 cruise could be to role play the best of Kevin and John's reviews, or just even replay them to the group--better than the comedian, I'll bet.