snowball22 said:
OMGosh!! He ate SIXTY cookies???
Even taking one would have been wrong of course, but gosh, how could anyone eat 60 all at once?
As for my own horror story, when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant with DD2, I could hardly walk as she was on my sciatic nerve and she was breech and thus very high, and she weighed 9lbs 12 oz when she was born...so she weighed close to 9 pounds then (the doc's estimate that day). I was so miserable I decided to use the valet. DH couldn't come to every appointment, and I was alone and didn't think I could walk all the way from the parking lot.
When I returned from my appointment, I tried to get my car back. The valet was on the phone, chatting. It was very obviously a personal call. I stood there and stared at her, trying to breathe and remain upright, waiting for her to GET OFF THE PHONE AND DO HER JOB. Finally she told the person to hold on. She handed me my keys and said, "Your car's right over there," and pointed at it! um...HELLO!!! I'm not BLIND, I can see that's my car, but I *can't walk* that far. Unfortunately, she had returned to her conversation and I meekly took my keys and waddled and huffed my way to my car.
In retrospect, I should have gone back inside and reported her to the doctor's office.
(or at the very least, grabbed the phone out of her hand and told her to GO GET MY CAR!) Valet parking was not complimentary - I had to pay $4!!!
Laurie