Tom Cruise's Career is Dead
Or Is It?
Tom Crusie in Valkyrie
The
craziest movie star in America is playing a Nazi colonel with one eye, one hand, and three fingers who tries to bomb the Fürher and take over the Third Reich, but instead kills everyone in the room but Hitler, and eventually dies by firing squad. What more could America want on PRESIDENTS' DAY WEEKEND?'
-Blogger
Tom Cruises Nazi outing, the historical thriller
Valkyrie, wont be in theaters anytime soon.
United Artists has delayed the release a second time, reviving fevered speculation that it is
unsalvageable.
Its moved from June to October (and possible Oscar consideration) to February 13, 2009. UA says it is meant to take advantage of a suddenly open long weekend, Friday the 13th, the US Presidents Day weekend. Pink Panther II and The Wolfman just vacated the slot.
The date also avoids the final days of the US presidential follies and inauguration, when people lock on the **** tube and stay out of theatres.
Its not unusual for films to be delayed to improve, reshoot, and reedit, blah, blah blah. Post-Oscar eligibility winter is not the kiss of death Remember The Silence of the Lambs and the Passion of the Christ?
Internet pundits are ablaze with
tales that Valkyrie is so colossally over budget and so awful that it must be shunned and put down, along with Tom Cruise and the company producing it.
Cruise acquired UA, his toy studio, in November of 2006, just after he was kicked off the Paramount lot for couch jumping. You get the feeling people are dying to see Tom and UA crash and burn.
Trust me; reports of Cruise, Valkyrie and UAs deaths are premature. What we have here is a worldwide epidemic of blatant, ongoing Cruise-ism.
Recent Internet Cruise bashing:
Valkyrie is dead. - thehotblog.com
If you are trying to open a Tom Cruise movie (in February) that is not a Valentine's Day comedy, you are admitting defeat with the date
www.thehotblog.com
United Artists is dead
www.defamer.com
Mr. Cruise needed time with a dialect coach to refine his German accent (although he doesnt use one) an Asian website.
Cruises hard California accent and Tom with that big grin and eye patch - making Valkyrie one of the worst ideas for a film ever - Fox News Roger Friedman
Lions for Lambs sucked, so Valkyrie must everyone
No comment Tom Cruise through spokesperson
Actual production difficulties:
German authorities refused and then allowed the production to shoot on the actual location where the real life events of Valkyrie took place Berlins Bendler Block. Big mess. Scientology versus The Germans
Some film was damaged by the use of the wrong chemical in processing, necessitating re-shoots. Naturally, people said it was being re-shot because it sucked
Some scenes must still be shot. People say its due to suckage. Director Bryan Singer had previously scheduled a North African desert battle scene for the next few weeks possibly in the U.S.
And worst of all:
Valkyrie is under intense, microscopic and seething scrutiny by Cruise haters/lovers and coffee shop philosophers. It can not win.
The trouble with nowadays is that were over educated. We need to know everything about a film, before during and after release. We hunger for news on its budget, producers, hires, fires, problems, overages, feuds, leaked spoilers, gossip, innuendo, prejudices and the state of the stars trailer and love life and ultimately, box office figures.
At this point, speculation on Valkyrie is based on absolutely nothing.
Which director Bryan Singer turns into a smile: Speculation is part of the excitement of the movie business. (Valkyrie) will surprise people. It isnt going to be what people expect.
United Artists will prevail. It has a production slate of eleven pictures from Oliver Stones prestigious Pinkville to Teenage Witch to take the studio into 2010.
Cruise stands on the brink of signing for Mission Impossible 4, a franchise that has stood him in good stead through thick and thin. If the offer materializes, can Tommy bounce over the Valkyrie mess?
There are rumours that Toms asking price has been reduced. Who said that? Wasnt me