rainy~daze
I love spring! Flowers grow in the spring:)~Autumn
- Joined
- May 7, 2006
where do I even start?????
"Pick you glass up to your mouth to drink, don't shove your face in it like a dog!!!"
"That's right, you're kid is the only special thing ever born. No one else in this world has even had a baby that could ever be as perfect and wonderful as yours. Yes, of course your baby's poop is cute, everything about him is just peachy perfect. Have I ever told you how much I wish you could have given birth to my children since you obviously are so much better at it than I am? Yes, I remember, yours is the only child to EVER roll over, walk, smile, giggle, say Dada, Mama, ah , hell, yours is the only kid to ever do ANYTHING and make it all look so perfect-----NOT!!!!!"
"if you say you will be here at 5, do not call me at 7 and tell me you might be late---you already freakin are!!!!"
"If I ask you for help related to something you are currently in school for, would like to make a profession out of, do not answer by saying I'll ask my boyfriend to do it, he is better at it than I am. Or at least remember not to say that during a job interview---moron!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!"
also,
"How stupid are you?"
"You are almost 40, you are not 17, stop trying to dress like you are. At least dye the grey out of your hair if you insist on dressing like a high school girl!"
"Pick you glass up to your mouth to drink, don't shove your face in it like a dog!!!"
"That's right, you're kid is the only special thing ever born. No one else in this world has even had a baby that could ever be as perfect and wonderful as yours. Yes, of course your baby's poop is cute, everything about him is just peachy perfect. Have I ever told you how much I wish you could have given birth to my children since you obviously are so much better at it than I am? Yes, I remember, yours is the only child to EVER roll over, walk, smile, giggle, say Dada, Mama, ah , hell, yours is the only kid to ever do ANYTHING and make it all look so perfect-----NOT!!!!!"
"if you say you will be here at 5, do not call me at 7 and tell me you might be late---you already freakin are!!!!"
"If I ask you for help related to something you are currently in school for, would like to make a profession out of, do not answer by saying I'll ask my boyfriend to do it, he is better at it than I am. Or at least remember not to say that during a job interview---moron!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!"
also,
"How stupid are you?"
"You are almost 40, you are not 17, stop trying to dress like you are. At least dye the grey out of your hair if you insist on dressing like a high school girl!"