Our President has taken quite a beating in the Press lately. Obviously none of it is deserved. A straight shooter like President Bush naturally threatens Liberals. They cant help but react negatively to our Presidents innate honesty.
Thats why its useless to argue with Liberals about things like the Iraq war. Right-thinking Americans trust the President to do whats right in the Middle East. Bush supporters understand how improbable it is that Bush could make a mistake. So they dont spend their time uselessly worrying about things like casualties. Never having learned the meaning of the word respect, the only thing Liberals expose with their constant whining is just how much they hate the country that has cradled them since birth.
But finally we have some concrete evidence of Bushs competence that even Liberals wont be able to deny. No matter what you say about Bush, at least he has his priorities straight.
This obvious fact is evidenced by a couple events that happened this past week. You might have noticed that the Whitehouse was caught posting instructions on how to make a nuclear bomb on the internet. You also might have noticed that Whitehouse was quite critical of John Kerry for stumbling over a joke that gave the impression to anyone who already detests John Kerry that Mr. Kerry hates enlisted men.
So heres what we can surmise:
There you have it folks, inconvertible proof that the Bush Whitehouse knows exactly what its doing. Since Iran and North Korea already have nukes, the Whitehouse was able to move valuable resources from the Department of Nuclear Secrets over to the Department of John Kerry Speech Monitoring.
And just in time too. If Kerry had made his gaffe only a week earlier, we might never have known. I think we can all agree that the threat posed by traitors like John Kerry far exceeds the threat posed by those who would use these secret documents to construct nuclear bombs.
Thats why its useless to argue with Liberals about things like the Iraq war. Right-thinking Americans trust the President to do whats right in the Middle East. Bush supporters understand how improbable it is that Bush could make a mistake. So they dont spend their time uselessly worrying about things like casualties. Never having learned the meaning of the word respect, the only thing Liberals expose with their constant whining is just how much they hate the country that has cradled them since birth.
But finally we have some concrete evidence of Bushs competence that even Liberals wont be able to deny. No matter what you say about Bush, at least he has his priorities straight.
This obvious fact is evidenced by a couple events that happened this past week. You might have noticed that the Whitehouse was caught posting instructions on how to make a nuclear bomb on the internet. You also might have noticed that Whitehouse was quite critical of John Kerry for stumbling over a joke that gave the impression to anyone who already detests John Kerry that Mr. Kerry hates enlisted men.
So heres what we can surmise:
Number of people employed by Whitehouse to monitor secret nuclear plans on the Internet: 0
Number of people employed by the Whitehouse to monitor the speeches of John Kerry: 12
Number of people employed by the Whitehouse to monitor the speeches of John Kerry: 12
There you have it folks, inconvertible proof that the Bush Whitehouse knows exactly what its doing. Since Iran and North Korea already have nukes, the Whitehouse was able to move valuable resources from the Department of Nuclear Secrets over to the Department of John Kerry Speech Monitoring.
And just in time too. If Kerry had made his gaffe only a week earlier, we might never have known. I think we can all agree that the threat posed by traitors like John Kerry far exceeds the threat posed by those who would use these secret documents to construct nuclear bombs.
