mrFDNY
<font color=red>I'll be back mrFDNY. I have my ey
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2004
hi all,
so the other day the FDNY ran a surprise excrise citywide and it hurt.so we were sitting around the fire house and we get a strange run.no lights and sirens to a different fire house around 15 mins away.we were the first unit called at first to go on this secret mission,then they began calling other units to respond.like i said it was wierd we were not allowed to use lights and sirens.so we get there and our captain is outside on the fdny nextel.so i walk up and ask what's going on? the captain informs us its a bio-pod event.OH NO NOT A BIO-POD.ummm hey capt whats a bio-pod event??do we get prizes if we win? basiclly they are mass vaccinating all fdny personal tonight with the flu vaccine.a needle/shot? were going to get a needle?? the capt confirms it,yes were getting shots. I start thinking in the back of my head, how can i get out of this? i thought of taking a hostage and screaming "YOUR NOT TAKING ME ALIVE" but i knew that would not work.so the rest of my guys drag me into the fire house.
one of the guys told me the nurses are very gentle and not to worry.so i walk in and i see the nurse,OH my GOD she looked like ted bundy,mean looking,needle stabbing,homicidal maniaic type.actually she was very normal looking,but it did'nt matter.if she was gonna give me a shot she was the devil.so i roll my uniform sleve up,i pictured her drawing a bullseye on my upper arm and begining her dart game at my painful expense.and bam she hits her mark.it was'nt so bad and once i regained consciousness i did'nt even know what happened.so on the way out the capt says to me,see it was'nt so bad was it? I looked him dead in the face and said"the next time they send me to a bio-pod test,I'm slamming the rig into a tree to get out of responding"
so the other day the FDNY ran a surprise excrise citywide and it hurt.so we were sitting around the fire house and we get a strange run.no lights and sirens to a different fire house around 15 mins away.we were the first unit called at first to go on this secret mission,then they began calling other units to respond.like i said it was wierd we were not allowed to use lights and sirens.so we get there and our captain is outside on the fdny nextel.so i walk up and ask what's going on? the captain informs us its a bio-pod event.OH NO NOT A BIO-POD.ummm hey capt whats a bio-pod event??do we get prizes if we win? basiclly they are mass vaccinating all fdny personal tonight with the flu vaccine.a needle/shot? were going to get a needle?? the capt confirms it,yes were getting shots. I start thinking in the back of my head, how can i get out of this? i thought of taking a hostage and screaming "YOUR NOT TAKING ME ALIVE" but i knew that would not work.so the rest of my guys drag me into the fire house.
one of the guys told me the nurses are very gentle and not to worry.so i walk in and i see the nurse,OH my GOD she looked like ted bundy,mean looking,needle stabbing,homicidal maniaic type.actually she was very normal looking,but it did'nt matter.if she was gonna give me a shot she was the devil.so i roll my uniform sleve up,i pictured her drawing a bullseye on my upper arm and begining her dart game at my painful expense.and bam she hits her mark.it was'nt so bad and once i regained consciousness i did'nt even know what happened.so on the way out the capt says to me,see it was'nt so bad was it? I looked him dead in the face and said"the next time they send me to a bio-pod test,I'm slamming the rig into a tree to get out of responding"