Some excellent advice. My #1 is to DO YOUR RESEARCH. Get a guide book. Know that there are four, yes, four parks. No, the one with Harry Potter isn't one of them. No, you don't have to pay extra for fast pass. No, it's not just for resort guests. And, btw, you are a resort guest. Yes, that's a disney resort. You just thought you were staying close, I see. And the word "Disney" in it was just a nice touch. Ah, I see. Yes, food is more expensive, something that might have occurred to you had you stopped and thought about dining at, say, Six Flags for comparison. No, I won't listen to your rant about paying that much for water. There are water fountains, you know. And the lines were bad and it was hot and crowded? When you showed up at 11:30? And planned your trip for August? Imagine that. And every sit down restaurant you walked up to was booked? Can't imagine why. And you thought Epcot was boring with just little countries to walk around? Well what about Future World? Future - you know, that part you walk through to get to the countries? The big golf ball? You - you thought that was just a long walk to get to the countries? You didn't realize there were things to do there? At all? But Space ship - er, the big golf ball - you didn't know that was a ride either. Did you pick up a map? Of course you didn't. Those signs around - yeah, you didn't read those either. Nice. You know there's shows and a couple attractions (er, "rides") in the countries as well, right? You didn't. You thought it was shopping. Cute. And now you think Disney is totally overrated. Nice.
And, yes, this conversation was had nearly verbatim with my husband regarding his college trip with his family to WDW. Just minus the Harry Potter stuff since that was after his time there. That bit came from another conversation. Fortunately my husband has been saved from the dark side but my in-laws still think I'm crazy for loving WDW as I do since for them it's all heat and crowds and lines. Sigh.