I called to find out why we can't just pick them up at the ticket booth, and was told that it is because the ticket booth can't put our names on them. I said, that's ok, I would rather have it with no names than not have it at all. Why can't we get one without names, rather than not have them (unless we want to spend MORE money and buy them in a store) at all for our entire first trip? That's just the policy, ma'am. Why is it the policy? I can't answer that, ma'am. Who can? There really isn't anybody I can let you speak to who can, ma'am. <bangs phone against head>
So the official policy, if you are staying off site and want Magic Bands for your first (and probably for some who make long trips, only) visit, is load your family in the car, drive to Florida, activate your AP, drive back home, order Magic Bands, wait for them to come, then drive BACK to Florida for your vacation.
In the grand scheme of life, of course this is no big deal. But for heavens' sakes, it's just stupid.