Need clean baseball jokes!

[bkaz]

My DS10 is dressing up as a Cardinal's fan for Halloween (Woo hoo Cards!!). In our neighborhood the kids tell jokes for Halloween and I am in search of some good baseball jokes that are fun and clean for kids! Thank you!!

 

[gr8leg8]

Baseball Chuckles

Q. Why did the ballpark switch from bottled pop to cans?
A. The home team lost the opener.

Q: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches?
A: Because if he raised both legs, he'd fall down.

Q. Where do they make the best baseball shirts?
A. New Jersey.

Q. Why did the coach ask the tiny ghost to join the baseball team?
A. He thought they could use a little spirit.

Q. Why was the catcher holding his nose?
A. He just caught a foul ball.

Q. Did you see who broke my window?
A. No, but have you seen my baseball?

 

[scooter7487]

One night at a local minor league game it was farm night. During the game the batter hit the ball to the outfield and at the same time a pig got loose and ran on the field and scooped up the ball. As the outfielders ran after the pig the batter ran the bases and crossed home plate. How is this play scored?

answer: an in the pork home run

 

[bjscheel]

Why didn't the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?

Because he missed the ball.


Last night I was trying to find a joke for DD who is going to be Rapunzel. I couldn't find a Rapunzel joke, so she is going with:

What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrrple.

 

[Rockygirl1]

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Baseball. Because they use their bat!



Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?

He wanted to make his home run!


Why did the cop go to the baseball game?

Someone "stole" second base!



Rapunzel Joke:

How do we know that Rapunzel went to a lot of parties?
Because she liked to let her hair down!

 

[MarineVet]

Sorry, I've got no jokes, but I wanted to say, YES, GO CARDINALS!

 

[bkaz]

Thanks for the ideas! The winner was "why did the cop go to the baseball game"! A wonderful evening in the midwest tonight!