Napoleon...

[TheBellhop]

make yourself some dang quesadillas!

 

[HTH]

I caught you a delicious bass

 

[oddball27]

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?



Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!



Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!



Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat or something? Cause you're not...you could probably drink whole milk.

I love this movie! As you can see from my siggy

 

[KtGCheeks]

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

 

[DisMN]

gosh!!!!

 

[SPAM]

do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when im wearing these bad boys?? forget about it!

 

[DissyLove]

Iv'e been chatting online with babes ALL DAY...

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

You got shocks...pegs...lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

(cut to scene of Pedro on the sledgehammer)

Wow, you got like 3 feet of air that time! Can I try it for a sec?

(cut to scene of Napoleon riding the bike and then hitting himself where the sun don't shine)

 

[Beauty]

OMG My 13 year old had me watch this with him for the first time today. I would look at him and just think WHAT????? Then the next thing I knew I would be laughing.

Pedro and baking that girl a cake.

DH just asked me if he should watch it and I really said I don't know!!!

 

[TheBellhop]

Well, she's got sandy blonde hair..

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

OMG My 13 year old had me watch this with him for the first time today. I would look at him and just think WHAT????? Then the next thing I knew I would be laughing.

Pedro and baking that girl a cake.

DH just asked me if he should watch it and I really said I don't know!!!

"Maybe I'll build her a cake or something"

Both my parents thought the movie was hilarious which was pleasantly surprising. It's quickly become a family favorite

"How long did it take you to grow that mustache?"
"A couple of days"

 

[chewbacca]

Sweet!

 

[DisMN]

DH just asked me if he should watch it and I really said I don't know!!!

I KNOWWww I have NO idea who to recommend this movie to. No clue who will like it and who won't!

 

[Megster]

Napoleon give me some of your tots!

 

[Beauty]

ROTFLOL.......but I can see you loving it, you did didn't you!!!!!

 

[DisMN]

ROTFLOL.......but I can see you loving it, you did didn't you!!!!!

GOSH, yes!!

 

[TheBellhop]

Friggen idiots!

 

[Mom2Angels]

My 14 year wanted to watch it this weekend, he said he watched it with his cousin and it was so funny! NOT! It was the most boring, dumbest movie I have ever seen, my son even said it wasn't as funny as he remembered, but he thinks it was cause his cousin kept saying things about the movie throughout.

What a waste of my time!! I do not see the humor at all, it was just so slow and dull.

Sorry to those who liked it!

Debbie

 

[TheBellhop]

Like we Napoleon fans say, "Some get it, some don't" LOL