my parody

[Blumonkeyboy]

I finaly did it!! Here it is, please, help with some of it, some of the rymes are off, and I cant think of anything to put for meninites


As I walk through the kingdom where I cause goombas pain
I take a look at my duds and realize their very plain
But that's just perfect for an plumber like me
You know, I avoid fancy things like heavy weaponry
At 4:30 in the morning I'm running around
luigi beats up the koopas and I ground pound Fool
And I've been jumping and pounding so long that
Even Waluigi thinks that my mind is gone
Im a plumber on a mission so don’t mess with me
or else ill sneak attack you by jumping off a tree
But if I finish all the levels and I finish on time
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an gamers paradise
I've beat bowser once or twice
Living in an gamers paradise
It's hard work on the level of ice
Living in an gamers paradise
they aren’t sold at discount price
Living in an gamers paradise

A local goomba hit me in the butt last week
I just jumped above him and flattened him with my cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when bowser gives him hell
But I ain't never punched an enemy if it couldn’t hurt it
An plumber with no brain? You know that's unheard of
my overalls have buttons and I got a cool hat
plus my brothers I agree I really look good in red... fool
If you try to take Peach, she’ll scream and ill hear
and ill catch you like the other ones from all those years
But Im not really mean, so please don't point and stare
Im only, slightly verticly impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Or any thing like Halo 3
like the Atari 2600
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an gamers paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an gamers paradise
There's no time for playing nice
Living in an gamers paradise
We don't cheat, we all play nice
( spoken) oh wait, nevermind

Hitchin' up the yoshi feeding him lots of butter
kicked bowsers butt on one day, partnered with my brother
Think you're really rightous? Think you’ve got a full heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times better than thou art
I'm the pious guy the little pixels be like
On my feet day and night scorin' points for the minus world
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have ground pound you with my heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an gamers paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an gamers paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
in Anti- Grand theft auto paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an gamers paradise

 

[My Own Little Corner]

That is very good

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

Thanks! im thinking of taking requests again, if anyone has any...

Also, im working on a custom midi file for the song, im thinking retro, 8bit sound. ( btw, its amish paridise originaly)

ill have the link tomorow

 

[My Own Little Corner]

Thanks! im thinking of taking requests again, if anyone has any...

Also, im working on a custom midi file for the song, im thinking retro, 8bit sound. ( btw, its amish paridise originaly)

ill have the link tomorow

Cool, that is a talent you have.

 

[CheezDoodle]

I simply LOVE it!

So funny

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Thanks! im thinking of taking requests again, if anyone has any...

Also, im working on a custom midi file for the song, im thinking retro, 8bit sound. ( btw, its amish paridise originaly)

ill have the link tomorow

Yeah didnt weird al do that so it would have have to have been that song called like "Gangster Paradise" before that..so its a parody of a parody!!


BRAVO

That totally was just the thing i needed to wake up to!

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

http://midishrine.com/midi/17933.mid Here it is! im working on recording the song for youtube now

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

sorry to double post, but i just had a breakthru

Koopa Stomping day Lyrics by Blumonkeyboy, original, weasle stomping day, weird al yankovic



Faces filled with evil cheer
What a wonderful time of year
Howdy ho, it's koopa Stomping Day

Put your Red Mario cap on
Spread a blanket on the lawn
Don't you know it's koopa Stomping Day

All the little turtle things
they come in red, yellow, green and with wings
You'll know that they sure are soft
When you stomp a koopas shell right off

So come along and have a laugh
break there stupid shells in half
Grab your hat and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's koopa Stomping Day

People up and down the street
Crushing koopas beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun take off
Bash their turtle like shells right off
It's tradition - that makes it OK
Hey everyone, it's koopa stomping...
We'll have some fun on koopa stomping...
Put down your gun, it's koopa Stomping Day

Hip hip hooray
It's koopa Stomping Day
koopa Stomping Day
Hey

 

[KingdomKeepers21]

Really awesome. How long does it take you to do those? As you can see, I wrote a poem about corpse bride, but it is nowhere near the level of a song. Any tips for a beginner?

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

Well, stick with somthing that you know for starters, as i did with the nintendo theme. Also, use songs you are familiar with, dont just all at once say " ill do a parody of _____" When ppl request songs, i go to youtube, and i listen to the song a few times, get a feel for it. Next i copy and paste the lyrics of the original into Word. Now, the fun part! I use a theme, like mario, and see what would fit in. I sing through periodicly, to make sure its pronouncable, then im done!

Gamers Paradise took about 30 minutes to an hour, and Koopa Stomping day took 10 minutes

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

Again with the double post, sorry


Ode to the hero of time
http://midishrine.com/midi/17935.mid


The town of hyrule was pitiful
you might say that times were quite dire
Gannondorf would have killed them all him
unless sheik tought the boy the song of fire

But then one a boy from kokori came
after knocking 5 gold spiders down
Oh, and now evil crawls around all the halls
And he's fighting all over town

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

help us all please you’re the hero of time
hurry, help us tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for some saving now
And there's evil doers to fight

Now gannondorf the wizards a foe of his
Who kidnaps the princess again ( pronounced aGAIN
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can play songs that will bring the rain

"With great power comes great responsibility"
in the game no one ever says that
If you missed it, don't worry I think we all did
Hey, link has a really cool hat

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom

Now zelda's a billionare princess
whos guards carry spears, and not guns
But then something went crazy and we know shes not lazy
Sheiks her other identity, for one

And she's ridin' around on that horsey thing
And she's throwin' that those songs your way
Yes, she's wearin' that weird secret ninja mask
But she's fancier without it on

help us all please you’re the hero of time
hurry, help us tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for some saving now
And there's evil doers to fight

It's a pretty happy day at the funeral
Gannons plan has bitten the dust
And I heard gannon's said he wants that kid dead
now link doesn’t know who to trust

Oh, and Zelda is all hot for linky now
Aw, but linky, he just shuts her down
Zelda, please, don't you cry, just play your luluby
Again on the ocarina of brown

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum

help us all please you’re the hero of time
hurry, help us tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for some saving now
And there's evil doers to fight

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

tripple post, i know, but it serves as a bump
Hey, only took 5 minutes

I know that you don't play games very well
We've barely played, but I can surely tell
No one will ever stink quite like you do

I like to win, but I must draw the line
you really stink! Im wasting all my time
Again ive won
I saved that game, your scores are in the garbage

You're the one Im playing with
But the only question with me now is
can you beat me now?

Everytime I kick your butt now
your scores are really going south
can you beat me now?

VS you every night and score up, whoa, up
Gonna carve some codes in your brain
In your brain!

Something I should ask about
Can you win the mode meant for a mouse?
And can you beat me now
can you beat me now?

Your gamesharks order's out
Still the only question with me now (oh, the only question)
is can you beat me now ( can you beat me now!)

Know exactly what you score i
Followed you from NES to that new Wii
well can you beat me now!?
can you beat me now?

 

[AngienLuLu]

Schweet. Good job!

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

Thx! Im working on one of an HSM song right now, i dont like HSM, so the parody will be a little bit of a slam. Which also means i have to break away from videogame only lol