HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOOTS And SCOOORRESSS!!
Thats it right there...
I'll try not to be longwinded (but will fail...so skip to the end if you've got time constraints)...
This quote sums me up too.
I didn't not like anything they did...it was all done well. But it was completely underwhelming.
The best thing one can honestly say it: "wow...its really themed well/detailed"
That would be a good compliment...except that is what disney has always prided itself to doing anyway. That used to be the sauce on the sandwich...not the main course.
It just shows you how they've lowered their own bar (while jacking prices) and the public will buy it...the legacy of poor theming at MGM (where they can claim intent buy it just was done cheaply), AK in some areas (chester and hester specifically), hong kong, the original Cali Adventure, studios paris and on and on.
Theming was good but that should have never been in doubt.
I like the dumbo area...but it is repurposing with some added detail...nothing to hoopla about.
The little mermaid ride is a good AA ride...but is simply an updated small world or perhaps The Seas with Nemo. It has no technological achievement or complexity...less than the forty year old POTC or Haunted Mansion. My 3 and 5 year olds loved it though. Cute Ride.
Gastons Tavern looked cool, as did the new beauty and the beast shop and Belle's bathrooms...but not really notable after first glance...kinda just a blend in like Pinocchio's village house.
Be Our Guest was very cool (ate there at dinner)...a nice new dining room....but the food was bad...as is the way of the magic kingdom. I used to think the rats stole all the good food down in the utilidoors...but its obvious that the food doesn't need to be good...so they don't bother to make it good. BOG is just for the show...so one and done is fine. The 60 minute line for the quickserve at lunch just shows how desperate the public is for anything new...and how disney suffers no blowback from their consistent downscaling of additions to WDW for 15 years. Shame on us all.
The snow white coaster looks to be a cool little ride...but not "e ticket" by any means. It will be fun but designed for high capacity...which means probably a 45 second run if your lucky...with an hour wait.
That's it...folks. I won't even bother mentioning "princess fairytale hall" under construction other than it will be an incredibly uncomfortable meet and greet for photopass than is obviously plopped next to bibbidi bobbity for some kind of tie in purpose. new belle show area and ariel's grotto adds nothing...same stuff in a different spot.
Overall they are nice LITTLE additions. It's not a large area of new attractions nor is it incredibly attention grabbing. It is just an augment.
But i have to agree that "Is this what 500 million buys" was the proper take. And though i am steeped in a daily cup of sarcasm...that is not how i wanted to feel going in. I wanted to be thoroughly impressed...but that's just not what they've built.
And i could never understand why it took so long...now i realize that i didn't think that ENOUGH. Really embarrassing timeline for the amount of engineering that it took. which appears to be little (one dining room, bathrooms, one shop, second dumbo, cloned dark ride...and the coaster which should have been about 75% of the challenge) They've built far more in much less time (comparatively)...like the whole magic kingdom, epcot, or the stormalong bay pool at yacht club.
Bad show.
My wife's assessment was quick and probably better
"The two sets of bathrooms might be the highlight to the new stuff"
ouch, baby