And I present my last and final installment answering your most pressing questions:
How in the world did you remember every detail?
Easy, I brought my secretary with me to take notes. O.K., no notes and Dave totally threw out my Navigators. (Oh, you were saving those?) Here's key things I missed:
- Our toilet overflowed within 2 hours of being in our room. The Yellow Jumpsuit guys were our friends.
- Our shower only had two temperatures - super hot and scalding hot.
- The Character Breakfast, also known as the Assembly Line of Characters. "Pen out, sign autograph, snap picture, eat bacon, repeat." See, I even have proof we were there, but I have absolutely no clue what day we were actually doing it.
"Stop pinching my butt Dale...my wife made me wear the lanyard" - Dave
Will you write my trip report?
Of course, but that means I have to be there with you in person. Figure if
every cruise has Gramps paying for 42 people, what's 43? It's just a rounding error...
Can you write your cruise off on your taxes?
Yes, of course, provided it's related to your given profession. And with that note, I am please to provide you not one, but two recipes from Palo's that you can make at home. (and trying searching for the Grilled Portobello Mushroom one online...is doesn't exist. I know, I had to friggin retype of "damn" thing) I've even provided make-ahead tips for those that don't want to slave in the kitchen (see...that work write-off thing....)
Grilled Portobello Mushrooms and Polenta
Yield 6 Servings
Polenta
2 cups milk
¾ cup finely ground cornmeal
2 tablespoons mascarpone cheese
2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese
1 tablespoon finely chopped, mixed, fresh herbs (such as rosemary, thyme, and marjoram)
Salt, to taste
Freshly ground black pepper, to taste
1. Heat milk to a simmer in a pan.
2. Gradually whisk in the cornmeal, and cook over medium heat, stirring, until liquid is absorbed and the consistency is quite thick, about 15 to 20 minutes.
3. Turn off the heat and add the mascarpone, Parmesan cheese, and chopped herbs.
4. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cover and keep in a warm place.
Sus Make-ahead tip: Polenta can be made ahead up to 48 hours in advance and stored in the refrigerator. Gently rewarm over the stove just prior to serving or place in a Crock-Pot on low for 2-4 hours to reheat.
Shallot Sauce
3 portobello mushrooms, stems only (caps will be grilled)
2 cups water
1 cup white wine
2 cups shallots, peeled and finely chopped
1 teaspoon finely chopped garlic
2 tablespoons butter or olive oil
1 cup balsamic vinegar (1 tablespoon used in sauce, remaining reduced for Grilled Mushroom Caps)
1 tablespoon cornstarch, mixed with 2 tablespoons water
2 cups heavy cream
Salt, and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
Parmesan cheese, shaved (for garnish)
1. Wash the mushrooms and take off the stems. Set caps aside for grilling.
2. Bring the water to boiling with ½ cup of the white wine in a small saucepan. Add mushroom stems, reduce heat, and simmer for about 10 minutes.
3. In a separate small saucepan, over medium heat, cook the shallots and garlic in butter until soft in consistency.
4. Strain the liquid from the mushrooms and add to the shallot mixture.
5. Add the rest of the wine and 1 tablespoon of the balsamic vinegar.
6. Add the cornstarch mixture. Cook about 5 minutes. Stir in the cream.
7. Add salt and pepper to taste. Keep the sauce warmed on the side.
Sus Make-ahead Tip: Sauce can be made up to 48 hours in advance and stored in the refrigerator. To reheat, bring to simmer on a stove top, or microwave on high approximately 2 minutes or until hot.
Grilled Mushroom Caps
1. Cut Portobello mushrooms caps in half and season with salt and pepper. Brush with olive oil and grill on both sides over medium-high heat until tender.
2. While mushrooms are grilling, cook remaining balsamic vinegar in a small saucepan for about 5 minutes, until it thickens enough to coat the back of a spoon.
Sus Make-ahead Tip: Mushroom Caps can be made up to 24 hours in advance and stored in the refrigerator. To reheat, rewarm in 300 degree oven for approximately 15-20 minutes or until heated through. Mushrooms will be darker if made ahead of serving.
To serve:
1. Place a scoop of Polenta in the center of each plate.
2. Place a mushroom cap on top. (Mushroom caps can be thickly sliced instead of being served whole.)
3. Ladle Shallot Sauce over the Grilled Mushrooms and Polenta, then garnish with freshly shaved Parmesan cheese and a drizzle of the balsamic vinegar reduction.
Chocolate Souffle
Yield 6 servings
3 tablespoons butter, plus more for greasing the souffle cups
6 tablespoons sugar, plus more for dusting the souffle cups
1 cup milk
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons Dutch-processed cocoa
2 ounces (2/3 cup) semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, melted
4 eggs, separated
Vanilla Sauce (see recipe below)
1. Preheat over to 350ºF. Set a full kettle of water on to boil.
2. Butter six 4-oz. souffle cups and coat with sugar; set aside.
3. Bring milk to boil in small saucepan. Meanwhile, melt butter in medium saucepan over medium heat. Add the flour and cocoa to the butter and beat with a whisk until it has a smooth, paste-like consistency. Reduce heat and cook for one minute.
4. Slowly add hot milk, whisking until smooth, then blend in melted chocolate. Let cool for five minutes, then stir in egg yolks.
5. Beat egg whites in separate bowl until frothy. Slowly add sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time until glossy peaks form. Stir a heaping spoonful of egg whites into the chocolate, then fold in the remaining whites just until combined.
6. Pour the batter into prepared cups. Place cups in large baking dish and add enough boiling water to reach halfway up the sides of the soufflé cups.
7. Bake for 20 minutes. Serve immediately with warm vanilla sauce.
Sus Make Ahead Tip Souffle batter can be prepared up to 24 hours in advance through step four. Refrigerate until ready to use. Prior to proceeding to step five, rewarm batter to 80-90 degrees (microwave on low for approximately 1 minute) before folding in egg whites.
Vanilla Sauce
1. Bring 1 1/4 cups heavy cream and 1/4 vanilla bean (split lengthwise) to a low boil in saucepan over medium heat.
2. Combine 3 TB sugar and 2 small egg yolks.
3. Add 2 spoonfuls of boiling cream to egg mixture and stir well, then pour back into the remaining cream and continue to cook over low heat, stirring constantly for 3 to 4 minutes.
Sus Make Ahead Tip Vanilla Sauce can be prepared up to 48 hours in advance and refrigerated. Gently rewarm over low heat prior to serving.
What happens if you spend all of your waking hours thinking of Disney and the DIS Board?
First of all, you need some serious help. Just look what you morph into, a cartoon character if you spend too much time on this board or at disneycruise.com:
Before The Disney Cruise and DIS....
After...arrrgh...what happened?
Does life exist outside of Disney?
No.
Does chaos follow your family everywhere?
Yes...and just because I had one last trip report (kind of) up my sleeve, here's Dave and I's annual year in review for your reading enjoyment. Not a Disney TR, but humorous none the less...and now you know that truly, life isn't nearly as fun outside of the
DCL.
December 05/January 06: We hosted Daves family in Michigan between Christmas and New Years while Daves brother Mike used our house in Chicago. What are the odds that our shower in Chicago and our shower in Michigan would simultaneously stop working? We literally had plumbers in both homes at the same time trying to fix the same problem just 75 miles apart. In the last hurrah of the year, Su and Michelle Charles decided to take the girls to breakfast at the Walnut Room. After waiting in line
outside
for 45 minutes, we finally made in the doors of the hallowed halls of the State Street Marshall Fields to be greeted by the local news channels. How does it feel to have Marshall Fields CANCEL breakfast on New Years Eve? Does it bother you that they never let anyone know? All we could say was, Tis the season
.
February: Every February we enjoy the bliss of having happy, sunshine days and no more black clouds over our lives. Of course, this would be the shortest month of the year, but truthfully nothing too exciting to report for February (dont worry keep reading, we make up for it later).
March: Delaney is given the Student of the Month award at Blaine. She was caught cleaning up after some other kids, and generally being quite helpful. Max enters his terrible twos as we jokingly say, If he was the first, hed be an only child. Dave advises Su that hell be doing a boys ski trip for a long weekend. Oh yeah, and maybe tie in a work trip either before or after the ski trip
or both. Yep Dave left Su with three kids for NINE days. When you read years from now that Su has taken a month-long girls trip out of the country, you wont question it and you definitely wont feel sorry for Dave.
April: Dave, Su and Jack all celebrate birthdays this month. In fact, at dinner our dear friend Emily turned to Su and asked, Are you celebrating a big one? Thanks Emily
and the answer of course is Not yet. And Dave did manage to remember Sus birthday with minimal prodding. We spent Easter in Michigan. With Sus parents watching the kids, Dave and Su snuck out of the house to go purchase goodies for the kids Easter baskets. What happened next is simply a tragedy on the way to the store, Dave swerves in an effort to miss (which is debatable) a bunny but thankfully not the Easter Bunny
We now have a lucky charm in the tire of our Cooper.
May: Christopher and Emily joined us in Michigan for a weekend away. As many of you may remember, we sold our Union Pier home last year and moved three miles to Three Oaks. Suddenly, after putting the kids to bed and enjoying a glass of wine in the living room, the electricity went out. While all of our neighbors had generators, we being the Chicago-folk ran around the house to find
a battery operated boombox to plug in our IPod. Who needs light if you have good tunes? Christopher and Dave decided to drive around the neighborhood to see how far the outage was and see our neighbors sitting outside on the back of the pickups waiting out the outage. Dave wanted to stop but realized the neighbors wouldnt appreciate the city folks pulling up in a Mini-Cooper convertible. This leads to Daves brilliant thought, Hey, maybe we should get a country car, you know our neighbors wont take us seriously driving around the Cooper. Good idea, Dave. We have decided we are Citybillys. Sometimes you cant take the City out of us as much as we try to fit into the country.
June: Our friends Mike and Helen Cameron (whos Uncommon restaurant will go unnamed
) used our Michigan home. The pool looked so inviting that who needs swimsuits when youre on 15 acres, right? Too bad, we failed to advise them when the pool cleaners were coming, We got a note the following week from the pool company to remind our guests the days of service, and to maybe wear their bathing suits. Delaney has her first lemonade stand, selling lemonade and water to thirsty Cub fans and hiring Max and Jack to just act cute. After negotiating a good corner to set up her stand (you dont want to mess with the regulars and their corners), Delaney makes $60. After paying Dave and Su their parental commission, Delaney has just enough money to buy a snickers bar. Dave has discovered how to pay for college.
July: We took the kids to see Sus family in beautiful Seattle, where the sun does not set this time of year until 11:00 p.m. We took the kids to the fireworks, which were held behind a small, 2-story office building. When the alarm system in the office building sounded, we just assumed some juvenile delinquents were trying to break into the building. What we didnt realize was that one of the fireworks started a brush fire on the back-side of the building. When the flames turned the corner and headed to us, we did as all Seattle-ites do
just take a couple of steps back and continue watching the fireworks. When the flames were finally bigger than the kids, we thought maybe we should head back to the car
and continue to watch the fireworks. Delaney and Jack stay in Seattle with the grandparents while Dave and Su bring Max back home to begin potty training. First time in 7 years we havent bought diapers - we now have enough money to buy that Country Car Daves thinking Pickup Truck Sus thinking not.
August: Delaney celebrated her seventh birthday. Upon return from a birthday manicure and pedicure (they start young, dont they) Su and Delaney see a host of police cars and officers in front of our house. Dave rushes Su and Delaney inside while Dave talks with the officers. Apparently, while Su and Delaney were gone, Dave noticed a strange man peeking his head in our neighbors backyard. So, Dave being the good citizen calls the police. While Daves on the phone, the would-be-robber jumps the neighbors fence and takes off with the Trek bike (leaving behind his Huffy
apparently he was trading up). The cops catch him at the corner and thanks to Dave, the neighborhood crime rate has gone down for the month of August. The neighbors all congregate on our front porch to relive Daves heroic actions when we notice another strange man coming out of our gangway. With maybe 15 people on our front porch, the strange man was somewhat polite and said Excuse me as he tried to dodge the myriad of children. When someone yelled out, Hey! the strange man took off down the street with Dave and Eric Anderson in pursuit. Since the cops had only made it to the end of the block, they cut him off at the corner and clearly the robber had been there, done that as he quickly lay on the ground spread eagle. Turns out while Dave had taken the cops through our garage to show them where the first robber was, the second robber slipped into our garage and broke into our car. Since the second robber was on probation, Dave had to testify in court as the DA was trying to put him away for 8 years. All for stealing a first aid kit out of our car, that we never knew we had. Oh yeah, Jack and Delaney both had their tonsils and adenoids out.
September: Max ran away from home its true. While in Michigan, Max took his blanket, and headed down the driveway and around the corner. Thankfully a neighbor brought him back home but the lesson learned, That kid is a sneaky one! Need a way to insure your spouse never flies again? Simply use their briefcase and then dont empty it out before your spouse uses it again. As Su was making her way to Florida, she used the joint roller-briefcase. Just as she was going through security, Su decides to put her wallet in the front pocket. Funny it didnt fit, whats in there? Su reaches her hand in the front pocket and pulls out a bag of unmarked pills, a giant glue stick, shoelaces, chapstick and the clincher
a giant BOX CUTTER. Yes, pretty much everything was in the briefcase except the Koran and detailed instructions. Thanks Dave! Oh yeah, remember that country car? Not a Pickup but a Jeep which is as country as we could handle at this point.
October/November: October was probably the longest month of 2006, so long that were not sure where October ended and November started. After 18 months of hot docs and kicking back at the Mayo Clinic, Su missed the home cooking of the hospital food and heads to UCH for a little surgery, anesthesia and R&R. Dave makes Sus hospital room his personal Yahoo! South office location even managed to get a WiFi connection in the room. Unfortunately that meant Dave sucked all the energy out of the operating rooms just to stay online. After a couple of days, Su was discharged to go back home where Grandma Lee was waiting to play nurse maid. Five days at home, and Su was ready
to go back to the hospital. Since Dave decided that California was much warmer this time of year, Su recruited Emily to spend far too long in the ER while a room was being found. After another four days, Su was discharged and we sent Grandma Lee back home to Seattle since we had our nanny Bridget to care for the kids. After a couple of days at home, Su noticed that Bridget wasnt looking too good. Umm...are you okay Bridget? Do you need me to take you to the doctor? Su loaded up Bridget and Max, bypassed the doctor and went straight to the ER. After getting Bridget admitted, Su brought Max home and contacted Bridgets husband Seth to go straight to the hospital. An hour later, Su gets a phone call from Seth, Su, our car broke down. Hmm..okay Seth. Take a cab to our house and use our car. Turns out Bridgets heart was racing and she was admitted to the cardiac floor. Mom? I know youve only been home for two days, but do you think you might want to fly back to Chicago? The grandkids miss you. After giving Bridget some much needed rest, we finally sent Grandma Lee packing. And then suddenly its Thanksgiving. We hosted Daves family in Michigan for our annual Turkey cook-off. And this year? We like to think it was a tie. Su got a phone call late in the evening from Bridget. Su Seth and I were driving to the store and then we stopped at the stop sign and got rear ended
by a CTA BUS! The car was totaled and now Bridget wasnt feeling too good. Bridget get off the phone with me and go to the hospital. So back to the hospital Bridget went and spent a couple of days getting the best chicken broth and IV fluid diet known to man.
December: We hosted the annual Lakeview Pantry Toy Drive. The weather conditions in Chicago on the day of the party, were nothing short of tropical okay, it was the first big snow storm of the year. But we had 250 people turn out and collected 600+ toys for the kids. As always, we head to IHOP for a greasy breakfast at 2:00 a.m. with the Haites and Sus brother Jeff. We decided to leave Jeffs illegally parked car while were having breakfast and pick it up on the way back.. One problem, on return at 3:00 a.m. the car is GONE! Welcome to Chicago Jeff, we have tow trucks here
and unfortunately, vandalized of his tip money. Heres to hoping that Jeff comes back next year! The following weekend, we hosted our annual Breakfast with Santa. Since all parties that start in our house eventually end up Murphys Bleachers, this was no exception. With 150 people at the party, the best quote of the day was from Beth Murphy who described the party as, Its like a Cubs game
just smaller people. The rest of December will encompass Christmas with family followed by a family vacation on the Disney Cruise with the kids.
That's all she wrote folks. Unless I can come up with another subject to write about...is it too early to start writing about our next DCL cruise?
Many thanks to all of you for sticking with me on this TR and all of your kind comments (okay...almost all of you).
GO BEARS!