Kids say the darndest things

[minkydog]

I'm a school nurse and in the course of my day, I talk to lots of little children about lots and lots of things. Yesterday, one of my little kids told me he went on a cruise. His dad drove down to Florida and they got on a boat and went to ST.LOUIS.

Today I had a little girl with a scratch on her ankle. She wanted a bandaid and a cup of ice, because "I have a drain in my stomach that lets the ice go down to my foot."

i LOVE working with kids!

 

[princesshannahsmom]

I'm a school nurse and in the course of my day, I talk to lots of little children about lots and lots of things. Yesterday, one of my little kids told me he went on a cruise. His dad drove down to Florida and they got on a boat and went to ST.LOUIS.

Today I had a little girl with a scratch on her ankle. She wanted a bandaid and a cup of ice, because "I have a drain in my stomach that lets the ice go down to my foot."

i LOVE working with kids!

So cute! Kids really do say the most adorable things sometimes! I love those very serious answers they give that just make you giggle!

 

[mrodgers]

Yesterday my 7 year old wanted to make peanut butter balls (peanut butter and powdered sugar mixed to doughlike dipped in melted chocolate chips.) I asked if she knew how to make them. She sure does.

Out comes the peanut butter, powdered sugar, and chocolate chips. She is trying to mix up the PB and sugar with a giant spoon in a tiny bowl. I took over to help and had her stick some chololate chips in a bowl in the microwave. Told her just to go 30 seconds.

She heats them 30 seconds. "I can still see the chocolate chips, they're not melty yet." I tell her go another 30 seconds. Again, "I can still see them, they're not melty." I take the bowl out and tell her to mix them up with a spoon, yup, they are "melty."

I figure maybe another shot in the microwave though. She puts them in and asks, "you sure another 30 seconds?" I'm still mixing up the PB and sugar and she is now sitting on the counter, "are you really sure another 30 seconds?" Yes, I tell her, another 30 seconds will be fine. "Hey Dad, how about if there's smoke? Then are you sure another 30 seconds?"

We burnt up the chocolate.....

 

[disneykidatheart]

When my son was three and in preschool he came home from school one day around President's Day. I asked him what he learned that day. He told me that George Washingmachine got the first present in the whole world.

 

[Goofyluver]

One of my 5th graders is on Student Council. Each council member is required to have an "About Me" poster at the front of the school.

Under this student's dream profession he wrote: "Politishun"...



He came to Speech and I asked about his poster, and gently, very gently, corrected his spelling.

He promises to thank Ms. Goofyluver in his first acceptance speech when he's elected as Governor of Texas...he says he'll thank me after his mom, but before God...for teaching him how to spell "politician".

 

[LuvOrlando]

I walked into a restroom the other day and was treated to a toddler boy giving him Mom a play by play of what was happening between his body & the potty. she was standing outside the stall, plainly trying to help him be a big boy with her hand over her mouth so she wouldn't laugh, her cheeks bright red. I LOVE kids, they are hilarious

 

[lovetoscrap]

Yesterday DD11 gave me some mini PB cups. DD15 got mad and said "how come I had to trade your from some of those but you just GIVE them to her?"

DD11 answered: "You didn't give birth to me."

 

[aaarcher86]

We just had parent appreciation day last week. The kids all how to fill out a form about each parent (preschool). The teacher read a few answers off each sheet to all the parents.

My favorite was my 5 year olds answer about her dad:

Q: What is your daddy's favorite food?
A: Junk

That's my girl!

 

[PUZZLDY5]

I have a couple from my oldest son.

When he was about 4 or so we had a rose bush by the front porch. He came in the house screaming with scratches up one side and down the other. I asked him what happened and he said "I fell in the roooce booosh" poor kid

One day him and a little boy up the street was playing in the front yard. Approx. the same age as above. I had my middle son who was an infant. I was tending to my middle son and I heard water running in the house somewhere. I looked out and those 2 boys was filling the trunk of my car up with water I come out there "What are you doing!" My 4 year old sons response "I want to do fwimmin mamma" Lesson learned for mom. Never leave child alone for more that 5 seconds. geez.

 

[NaLisa]

There's a dispay in the school library where kindergarteners wrote "How to take care of books." One child wrote "Don't throw them at your little brother."

 

[daughtersrus]

The 4yo boy that I babysit for got his hair buzzed. He was sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the front door. A 4yo girl came in and was taking to him as her mom took her coat off. The boy was preoccupied doing a puzzle so he never turned around. The girl walked up to him and had a strange look on her face. She tilted her head to the side and said "Z, did you get a new head?". I burst out laughing and explained that he got his hair cut so that's why he looked so different.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

A little girl was talking to me about my youngest DD, 5 mos old. The little girl was 9. She told me my baby was just like a Baby Alive doll, but alive.

 

[3princessmom83]

My middle one went on a class trip last year to Washington D.C., she came in all excited and goes "We are going on a class trip to George Washington KFC!!"

 

[horseshowmom]

"Hey Dad, how about if there's smoke? Then are you sure another 30 seconds?"

 

[Elianor]

My son is 2.5 and his favorite phrase right now is " Out of the way snow poke!"

Also, when we change his diaper he identifies his belly button and his peanuts. (Guess what that is )

DD who is 8 and full of dignity these days used to like to go to the movie -evator (theater) and the Nuseum.

Hanging out with kids will teach you alot!

 

[MusiqChic99]

The 4yo boy that I babysit for got his hair buzzed. He was sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the front door. A 4yo girl came in and was taking to him as her mom took her coat off. The boy was preoccupied doing a puzzle so he never turned around. The girl walked up to him and had a strange look on her face. She tilted her head to the side and said "Z, did you get a new head?". I burst out laughing and explained that he got his hair cut so that's why he looked so different.

Back in college, a friend of mom's asked me to watch her 3 year old daughter. I went over a week beforehand to introduce myself to the little girl and get familiar with their house.

I got a haircut the day before I started watching her. It was pretty dramatic cut too as it was very long and I got it cut above my shoulders. I showed up to babysit and right after her mom left she pulled me down on the floor with her, stroked my hair with her hand and said " I love the hair you have on today"

 

[Harley Quinn]

I am in the process of negotiating a new pet with my DS7 and I suggested a rabbit he vetoed it because all the do is this * twitched his nose* and that's just a waste of carrots.

 

[Pikester]

I sub at the K-4th grade school in my town and the boys are the ones that always floor me with what comes out of their mouths. I was subbing for a Kinder class and escorted one of the boys to the bathroom in the hallway. I I waited in the hall and when he was finished we started walking back to the classroom with him a few steps ahead of me. I think he tried to "sneak one out" without me hearing it but the hallway has an awful echo. He turned, looked a me, got a big grin on his face and said "That's a surprise for your birthday!". Gee thanks.

 

[LIDisneyFan]

The Lord's Paryer at church many years ago, with a 5 year old behind me..


"and lead us not into Penn Station"

 

[minkydog]

I had a 4th grader come to see me today with both hands over his nose. There were a bunch of little cuts across his nose and between his eyes. Care to guess?


Pinecone war. The boys decided to throw "grenades" at each other. I asked him if it seemed like a good idea at the time and he said, "Well, it would have been better if we had put cherries inside the pinecones." Like he didn't look bad enough already.