"As we leave, wave goodbye to the people on the dock....because you're never going to see them again..."
Now there's another story I like to tell:
I went on a cruise one evening, and it was the last boat of the night. There were probably 5 of us on the boat, and as we get to the temple the skipper gets a worried look and says "I've never seen *this* before, I'm scared..." and ducks down. He turns to the guy on the right side of the boat - who hadn't been on before - and says "you take the wheel" and the guy looks totally surprised....
Then, as we ride around toward the hippo pool, he sees the tail of the aircraft and says "that can only mean one thing: hippos! A hippo can jump out of a tree and take out an airplane...so we have a way to get rid of them..." and starts flipping the boat lights on and off while saying "hippos, please, get out the trees...."
It was hysterical, and my kids are still talking about it.