Joke in Honor of Pigsoldier

[Princess Ash]

Ok, this is directly from the Disney Channel...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Give up?

Becuase he was dead!!!

Now how many laughed at that stupid joke?

 

[dancergirl]

OK, I will admit it, I laughed, it was stupid, but I laughed!! heeh

 

[WDWfanatic288]

omg! LOL!

I heard that one early this week and it made me laugh sooo hard!

well Im still laughing now!

 

[PigSoldier]

Brilliant!!! I love it!!!

 

[nsyncraider17]

omg, that is so stupid but it's so funny!

 

[Poohbear14]

I cracked up. I love stupid jokes like that .

 

[Rose_Greenthumb]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[DiSnEyGrL13]

haha now this one i get!

 

[ContempoSMT]

no.
lol

 

[natty41]

lol! funny stuff!

I think we need to start a joke thread! what do yall think? cuz I have one to add!

I was on Highway 20 out of Montreal driving toward Quebec city and I
decided to stop at a rest stop to use the men's room.

The first stall was occupied so I went in the second. I was barely
sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are
you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation or fraternize in men's rooms at

rest stops, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassed, "Not bad!"

And the other guy says, "So, what's up with you?"

What a question! At that point, I'm thinking, "this is too bizarre," so
I
say, "I'm like you, just traveling east!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"

btw...this didn't happen to me!!! lol

 

[DiSnEyGrL13]

haha! I like yours too!

 

[bubblemutant45]

lol! i liked them both

i have one:
why is a blondes belly botton all blown up, injured and red?






answer:
cuz her boyfriend's blonde too.......

 

[Banzai]

LOL at all three

 

[animekatie]

#1: ......
#2: I just read that today in an e-mail, and I think it's hilarious!
#3: *groan*