tiggerstheman1
Earning My Ears
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2000
It's called Disney's Southern Backyard and will have a whopping 17 attractions on a beautiful 1/2 acre lot. Here's the breakdown:
PuppyLand:
The Many Steps in Poo -- come experience the delightful world of man's best friend and the presents he gives you each and every day.
PawPrints in Time -- a wonderful stage show that leaves you wanting more.
Dog Food exploration -- See how professional dog keepers fill food bowls of several different breeds
LaundryLand:
Aunt Gerties Drawers -- A magical adventure where you are running through the backyard clothesline, just like in your younger days.
Breezes Through Flies -- Your whole family will love this production where the magic of TTM1 imagineers have created an attraction where real wind blows through the flies of real pants.
SouthernSummer Land:
Mosquito Jamboree -- Swatting never felt so good. Come on down and bring your Calamine lotion as we get down with our buzzing friends.
The PollenATEor -- Get chased by angry bees.
It's Tough to Be a Fire Ant -- Join Stinger and his friends as they explore your bare feet where you learn that Fire Ants don't sting because they have to, they sting because they WANT to.
Just a Day in the Ivy -- Yep, kids, it's the plant your mother warned you about, but too much fun to pass up --- Poison Ivy. It's back, and it's not happy.
Magic Lawn Revue -- A wonderful show that runs all summer long where you get to watch real Bermuda grass grow to unprecedented heights.
Weather Exploration Land:
Hurricane Spinner -- This attraction is currently on rehab awaiting the next storm. However, as a sneak preview, we can say that this excellent ride feature you, a "Sit-n-Spin", and a real Cat 5 storm.
Heat, The Ride -- Nothing beats the joys of sitting in the sun. Heat gives you just that, an August Day in the South with no shade. Your whole family will enjoy this and it's sister ride....
Heatstroke, The Experience -- You experience all the joys that come with this fun-filled attraction -- the nausea, dehydration, and lack of coordination -- a Southern Tradition.
This doesn't mention all other attractions like:
Bag-o-Boiled Peanuts
So Ya Want Some Water
And the parades:
Believe -- in Seagulls
Relive the Magic of Hotdogs
Ole TiggersTheMan1 havin' some with y'all!!!!!
PuppyLand:
The Many Steps in Poo -- come experience the delightful world of man's best friend and the presents he gives you each and every day.
PawPrints in Time -- a wonderful stage show that leaves you wanting more.
Dog Food exploration -- See how professional dog keepers fill food bowls of several different breeds
LaundryLand:
Aunt Gerties Drawers -- A magical adventure where you are running through the backyard clothesline, just like in your younger days.
Breezes Through Flies -- Your whole family will love this production where the magic of TTM1 imagineers have created an attraction where real wind blows through the flies of real pants.
SouthernSummer Land:
Mosquito Jamboree -- Swatting never felt so good. Come on down and bring your Calamine lotion as we get down with our buzzing friends.
The PollenATEor -- Get chased by angry bees.
It's Tough to Be a Fire Ant -- Join Stinger and his friends as they explore your bare feet where you learn that Fire Ants don't sting because they have to, they sting because they WANT to.
Just a Day in the Ivy -- Yep, kids, it's the plant your mother warned you about, but too much fun to pass up --- Poison Ivy. It's back, and it's not happy.
Magic Lawn Revue -- A wonderful show that runs all summer long where you get to watch real Bermuda grass grow to unprecedented heights.
Weather Exploration Land:
Hurricane Spinner -- This attraction is currently on rehab awaiting the next storm. However, as a sneak preview, we can say that this excellent ride feature you, a "Sit-n-Spin", and a real Cat 5 storm.
Heat, The Ride -- Nothing beats the joys of sitting in the sun. Heat gives you just that, an August Day in the South with no shade. Your whole family will enjoy this and it's sister ride....
Heatstroke, The Experience -- You experience all the joys that come with this fun-filled attraction -- the nausea, dehydration, and lack of coordination -- a Southern Tradition.
This doesn't mention all other attractions like:
Bag-o-Boiled Peanuts
So Ya Want Some Water
And the parades:
Believe -- in Seagulls
Relive the Magic of Hotdogs
Ole TiggersTheMan1 havin' some with y'all!!!!!
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