Hello hello sorry baby I can't move a thing
I haven't been serviced in a while you see see
But but but it's OK there's a flashing light on me
Sorry if you wanted more it's only Disney
It's only Disney
It's only Disney
What more than a strobe would you expect at Disney?
Disco Yeti is my name this mountain's where I stay
I used to be ferocious now I'm just a display
They said they'd had some plans for me
They'd put me on TV
Then they hung me on the wall like Mickey's hunting trophy
Stopped moving not proving Disney's expertise anymore
Imagineers build what engineers ignore
Bob Iger's got tigers, rhinos, and giraffes by the score
So what's he need a working mythical beast for?
I'm Disco Yeti
Come fix me
So ride if you want but there's no more motion
You're just gonna find a mannequin
Been fried since they ended my promotion
Left me behind a mannequin
More meets and greets and some brand new suites
So that no one will mind the mannequin
Cause I'm stuck up above and I'm getting no love
An expensive kind of mannequin
Oh Disney when you built this park you used to be the master
Themed it like a master, fixed things so much faster
But Stitch and Zazu took over and it turned to disaster
On the scale of stellar, Wizarding World just passed you
Pleasure Island died when they took down the fences
Imagination's now a ride about the senses
But soon you won't be bothered by my disco dancing
They'll block my moves by building a pin trading station
Pin trading station
Pin trading station
Inside my ride they'll build a new pin trading station
Stopped moving not proving Disney's expertise anymore
Imagineers build what engineers ignore
Bob Iger's got tigers, rhinos, and giraffes by the score
So what's he need a working mythical beast for?
Stopped moving not groving
Luxo won't come out anymore
Nor does that "incoming" dinosaur still sore
Brakes locking, not knocking Test Track cones down onto the floor
'Cause half the time they're still flattened from before
I'm Disco Yeti
Jamboree sees more action then me
So ride if you want but there's no more motion
You're just gonna find a mannequin
Been fried since they ended my promotion
Left me behind a mannequin
More meets and greets and some brand new suites
So that no one will mind the mannequin
Cause I'm stuck up above and I'm getting no love
An expensive kind of mannequin
Mannequin
Ma ma ma mannequin
I'm froze in this pose so that nobody knows that I wasn't designed a mannequin