If you were a meat

[poptoone]

Tube Steak!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Tube Steak!

Then you can do the tube steak boogie!

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

Sir Loin of Pork

 

[RobInBigKC]

My do over - I'd like to be this 17 lb smoked beef brisket that melts in your mouth..Mmm Mmm Good!

Are you TRYING to make me get points?

(And why are YOU the one I always have to ask this of, S4S? )

-- Rob

 

[Mean Queen]

I'd be the Mushroom Filet Mignon from Le Cellier because you are what you eat.

 

[Tink_Or_Belle]

I'm probably Spam

 

[mickeysgal]

I'm probably Spam

Spam is not meat!

I'de a New York Strip topped with a beef demi-glaze.

 

[Southern4sure]

Are you TRYING to make me get points?

(And why are YOU the one I always have to ask this of, S4S? )

-- Rob

Is this your pick up line or are you just after my brisket? Mmmm

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Are you just after my brisket?

Is that your pickup line?

 

[Southern4sure]

Is that your pickup line?

Nah, I dont need one...

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Nah, I dont need one...

Of course you don't. You are a beautiful brisket.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Chicken Tenders.

 

[Southern4sure]

Of course you don't. You are a beautiful brisket.

 

["Got Disney"]

okay I'll bite

I would be a Prime Rib.....with a combination of rich flavor, Juiciness, tenderness, and just the right amount of generous marbeling throughout.

mmm ..mmmm do I sound tasty or what

 

[TDC Nala]

Underwood Deviled Ham.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Underwood Deviled Ham.

Deviled Ham is not meat. Neither is Spam.

I can't believe there has been no mention of Vienna sausages.

 

[TDC Nala]

above all others
porcine treat without equal
there is but one Spam


clad in metal, proud
no mere salt-curing for you
you are not bacon


and who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink fleck


Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone


I don't have any haiku about Underwood Deviled Ham. Yet.

It's better to be Underwood Deviled Ham than whatever Anthony Bourdain ate in Morocco this week.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

It's better to be Underwood Deviled Ham than whatever Anthony Bourdain ate in Morocco this week.

Sad, but true.

Thank you for the Spam Haiku. They were lovely.






I can not believe I just thanked someone for Spam Haiku.

 

["Got Disney"]

Deviled Ham is not meat. Neither is Spam.

I can't believe there has been no mention of Vienna sausages.

they are... they are canned meats....and yummy at that.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";21492225]they are... they are canned meats....and yummy at that.[/QUOTE]

I think they're actually considered meat "products," like scrapple.

I feel ill.