(In the same vein as the If you give a mouse a cookie childrens books)
If you give a child toilet paper, they will then use unbelivable amounts to stuff it up. Then the child will cause said toilet to overflow.
When you see the overflowing toilet, you give the child a mop to clean up mess. Then the child brings the mop bucket to you. Then the mop water spills onto kitchen and the new braided kitchen rug.
So then you lug out the shop vac from the basement to dry out rug, and squeegee floor of kitchen. Then you notice that the shop vac leaves a big stain on the rug, so you then lug out the carpet steam cleaner.
On the trips downstairs, you notice that the basement is wet from the overflowing of the toilet. Child #2 is sent to mop up basement, while you work on finishing kitchen.
When you are down in basement you realize that laundry is piled up, so then you are doing laundry and cleaning kitchen.
This is what happens when you give a child toilet paper.
If you give a child toilet paper, they will then use unbelivable amounts to stuff it up. Then the child will cause said toilet to overflow.
When you see the overflowing toilet, you give the child a mop to clean up mess. Then the child brings the mop bucket to you. Then the mop water spills onto kitchen and the new braided kitchen rug.
So then you lug out the shop vac from the basement to dry out rug, and squeegee floor of kitchen. Then you notice that the shop vac leaves a big stain on the rug, so you then lug out the carpet steam cleaner.
On the trips downstairs, you notice that the basement is wet from the overflowing of the toilet. Child #2 is sent to mop up basement, while you work on finishing kitchen.
When you are down in basement you realize that laundry is piled up, so then you are doing laundry and cleaning kitchen.
This is what happens when you give a child toilet paper.
