My cooking skills are limited. Very limited. My knowledge ends at anything before and after boxed Macaroni and Cheese, including most microwaveable delicacies. I can not cook. Plain and simple. I set the toaster on fire once! I can't even open an oven door, too scared. So tonight, in my quest for knowledge (AKA I was starving and needed to eat) I decided to attempt this thing they call "French Toast". Simple, right? 4 ingrediants - bread, eggs, milk, and a frying pan. Yeah. Uh huh. In a foreign planet maybe. First, the burner almost set on fire. Then, it wouldn't cook. I was standing there for 15 minutes and went through two pans, two slices of bread, and two eggs. They're still raw. And my parents just think I'm lazy.