bcrook
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2008
My Disneyland tips redux:
1. Which happens to be my all time favorite. Look before you sit down somewhere. Because if a seat is damp or wet, butt lol it hasn't been raining think about it!
2. Do not wear open toed shoes at all costs. My Aunt Gert did not heed my warning, and as a result now can get a discount on pedicures. Super scary man!
If anyone is interested in knowing those details, just let me know. All I will add however on that subject, is that it involved a stroller, an angry old man with a cane, hot weather, and a malfunctioning toy. Go figure man.
3. If the mac and cheese looks like a most remarkable shade of biohazard orange don't eat it. Your tummy will thank you!
4. Do not wear high heels. I saw a lady one time wearing such a shoe. And she ended up getting stuck on Main Street in the railway track.
5. Don't make your food server angry. Believe me.... Tip well. Very, very well.
6. Do not attempt to swim across ROA it won't work. Check out YouTube.
7. Do utilize fast passes and single rider lines.
8. Do not anger the Gods or Jose and his fine feathered friends, if you should happen to visit the Tiki Room, because well in the one case, one may end up a toadie. And in the other case, you better cover your hair. An umbrella might be good.
9. Use your MM or EMH if you can get your booty out of bed early enough. I normally cannot. Lol
10. Don't think you can hide out somewhere in the park and be there already in the morning. They will find you man! Again, I shall reference YouTube.
Thank you. These seem very practical. And they are funny.
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