So I was reading another thread and something someone posted reminded me of a joke DH and I heard from one of the Jungle Cruise captains on our last trip to the MK. As the boat is being "threatened" by hippos the captain assures us, "Don't worry folks, I'll scare it off with my gun." Running to the side of the boat he flashes his gun at the animal and shouts "I HAVE A PISTOL!!!!" We laughed about that all week, and I laughed aloud again remembering it. So tell us, what's your favorite Jungle Cruise memory?