My injury count is too high to keep track of. What I remember:
Cracking my head open, I think 8 stitches (Ball's fault)
Sprained left ankle x 3
Sprained right ankle x 2
Sprained right wrist, sprained right elbow, pulled tendons in hand and forearm, pulled muscle in forearm, and pulled bicep ALL AT ONCE! And I couldn't close my hand to hold a pencil, and I had a 'had to be handwritten' writting accessment the next day, so that was interesting. (Balance beam's fault)
Broken left pinky (It was the kickball's fault)
Broken left wrist (3 weeks after pinky-pinky still broken-brother's fault)
Re-broken left wrist (8 hours after doctor cleared me to play soccer, 1 week after wrist originally broken, person I crashed intos fault)
10 gazillion pulled hamstrings
Broken left thumb (Girl who kicked me in the ankle and knocked me off balance's fault)
Severly, severly bruised shin. As in, I could barely walk (Bleachers's fault)
What I'm pretty sure is a broken little toe. Wall's fault.
When you hear it snap and then it swells up and turns red, thats a pretty good sign that it's broken.
Can you tell that none of my injuries have been my fault?