Be it male or female, armpit hair is a nasty sight while dining.
it just is. Maybe if my vision was poorer, I wouldn't mind, but my dear father cursed me with eagle eye vision.
On the subject of Olive Garden, we ate there last night and I saw a strange thing in the ladies room. I wash washing my hands and the changing table was off to the side, blocked off by a bit of a wall so that it was only partially visible. I could only see the very end of the changing table, and that was just out of the corner of my eye. But I thought I saw the feet and legs of a Build A Bear sitting on the changing table.
I figured someone was changing a toddler and the BAB was the kid's, so they'd put it down at the end.
After I finished washing my hands, I discovered the paper towel dispenser near me was empty, so I'd have to use the one by the changing table. I walked that way, only to see that there was no toddler being changed. Nope, there was a girl in her late teens, changing
TWO Build A Bears
directly on the changing table. Yep, down to their "diapers."
She didn't looked addled or anything and lord knows, no one was watching over her, so I think she just took her BABs very seriously.
I dried my hands and got out of there before I started LMAO.
We were seated just after that and I told DH and DD about it, noting that the girl was clearly not a real mother yet, as she was not using a changing pad.
DD said, "Oh no! Who knows WHAT was on that changing table."
DH and I cracked up, because we were both thinking the same thing. Those poor BABs may have taken home some icky souvenirs from Olive Garden that night.