Well, every good Food Trippie starts with a Simpsons quote right? DIS Jeers No? Just Brenda's? Well you're here now so you might as well read on Hello there, I'm Hayley You may remember me from such productions as 'We Ate WDW' and 'The Never-Ending Trip Report' - which really is Never-Ending as it is still without an End, but I digress. Welcome to my newest baby, 'Don't Tell Me How To Eat Donuts!' - a 21 Day Food Review, currently in Pre-Trip form. THE CAST: Me - Hayley, I'm 22 and I'm the writer of this will-be humongous trip report. This will be my 2nd time back to the World in as many years and I can't wait to sample all the food again - maybe too excited I love steak, cheesecake, cheese, chocolate and seafood (especially mussels), although not all at the same time. I hate cinnamon, banana and cherry flavoured things. Also fat on meat, ick. I'm quite an adventurous eater, and will try anything once. Him - Elfyn, or Els for short. He's 25 and my boyfriend of 4 years. This will be his 5th time back to the World, and his 2nd as an adult and with me (or his 2nd with a food-porn loving slave driver - which ever you prefer, just hope the tag fairy isn't on these boards ). He loves steak, steak and more steak. Also cheesecake. Can you tell we're a steak and cheesecake kinda couple?! He doesn't share my love of seafood however. He loves spicy food, the spicier the better. Here we are being as close to normal as possible: I'll be heading to Disney World on August 21st (7 days time!) to begin the mother of all food pilgrimages. Join me when I come back, I'll be reviewing the following places: WDW Reviews: Earl of Sandwich Goofy's Candy Co. Kona Café Breakfast Pinocchio Village Haus Whispering Canyon Dinner Sci-Fi Dine In Lunch 50s Prime Time Dinner POFQ Food Court (Breakfast) POFQ Food Court (Lunch) Tonys Town Square Dinner Pizzafari Hollywood Brown Derby Dinner Buffalo Wild Wings Lunch - offsite! Flying Fish Riverside Mill Foodcourt - Snack Jiko Main St. Bakery Breakfast Captain Cook's Kona Cafe Dinner Tangierine Cafe Biergarten Dinner Wolfgang Puck Express Raglan Road Dinner Ohana Character Breakfast Captain Cook's Toy Story Pizza Planet Mama Melrose Dinner Columbia Harbour House Narcoosees Le Cellier Lunch Epcot CS Backlot Express Beaches & Cream Dinner Flame Tree BBQ Cinderellas Royal Table Breakfast Magic Kingdom CS California Grill Dinner Magic Kingdom/DTD CS DCL (Wonder) Reviews: Beach Blanket Buffet Lunch Parrot Cay Dinner BBB Breakfast Wonder Lunch Palo Dinner Champagne Breakfast in Bed Cookie's BBQ on Castaway Cay Pirate Night Menu Palo Brunch Animator's Palate Dinner Animator's Palate Breakfast ALSO: Our DRINK AROUND THE WORLD, and [many!] drinks and snacks! (will add these after I come back as I have no idea what I'll have!) I might have to bring the elasticated pants out! Hope you can join me!