"SHENANIGANS!" (both said exactly as written)
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.
Mine is more of a phrase that is used as an exclamation: "Christ on a pony". It is usually said following something not going right, kind of an "oh crap" replacement.
Hyperbole is my favorite word and "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request" is my favorite phrase.
I am a fan of these words:
Gnarley
Chillax
Bloody *ell
I am a fan of this saying:
Who licked the frosting off your cupcake? (To be used instead of "What the *ell is your problem?", or "Why are you such a crabby pants?")
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.
"who licked the frosting from your cupcake?" is definitely classier than "who peed in your cornflakes this morning?" My uncle got me saying that years ago... I think I found a replacement phrase.
I think my favorite current word is defenestrate
I love "behoove".
My phrase of the moment is "quicker than a rat on a cheetoh" (like "He ate that pizza quicker than a rat on a cheetoh"). My pastor says it all the time (during his sermons). He's funny like that.
DS8's favorite word is "Dude". Drives me nutso!
I also say 'Oh my geez' alot.