I am guilty
of having a bush pee-er...
We were at POFQ when my sons had just turned 4. I had just taken one out of the pool, and was helping the other take off his life jacket. I heard a man laughing behind me and turned around to see my son with his trunks down, peeing in the bushes...
I yanked his trunks up mid stream (I think I scared him pee-less) and said "DO NOT EVER DO THAT!!" The man who saw it happening said "hey-at least he didn't go in the pool, like everyone else does!"
So-there is a story from the other side of the evil bush peeing fence!