Yeah, I noticed they've also posted that parking at the Radisson is the worst decision you can make. Sounds like someone who doesn't "go with the flow" too easily. We've found that rolling with the punches works best to have a great vacation.The only thing shameful about your post is your attitude. I hope you have a safe flight home out of Florida and get some perspective before your next cruise during hurricane season. Which is June 1st to November 30th.
I am quite sure CM's weren't sleeping in as they still have to clean up after all the passengers leaving the ship and prepare for all the new guests coming on.
As for lines and ropes... that would be great if there weren't inconsiderate guests who don't believe that lines and ropes apply to them and their schedules. There are always going to be more people who think that their time is far more valuable than everyone elses. Ropes won't be anything more than something for kids to hang onto and swing on.
DCL does have a plan, but it requires folks to be patient and use those common sense skills. Unfortunately, they seem to be lost on the first evening of a cruise and not seen again for the duration.
I really do hope you make it safely home and can take a moment to be thankful that you made it back to port safe , sound and well fed thru a Category 5 hurricane.
See a few people walking around but yeah.....not the usual crowd.
I work in a field that has a ton of protocols: facility protocols, state protocols, federal protocols, etc. There are extensive protocols for any type of emergency that has the potential to destroy human life. There are all sorts of documents to prepare, procedures to quickly review, teams to assign, etc. Then there are degrees of potential harm. Even though you never saw it, you can bet all the life preservers were ready to go, as well as the boats, and they had probably just rehashed a plan they drill monthly. These things are a big deal. They will never come off as polished as a Broadway musical. You are seeing Disney raw and unstaged, because massive storms are raw and unstaged, and it is impossible to control human response to them. If everybody got off the ship alive, then the objective was met. It doesn't have to be Disney pretty. An emergency is backstage. There are a million variables. The staff has to make decisions based on the most important goal. The experience will rarely be pleasant. If those people were more worried about how things looked rather than getting people out of that storm, it could have been a tragedy. Be grateful toes were getting smushed by luggage because the cast were preparing the lifejackets. You raced a hurricane and are here to tell the tale! And those people made sure you got home to your family! Now that is service!
We go in Feb....from Fl so been though enough bad weather.
That's when items aboard went flying. 
I went in Feb once and found it to be too chilly. Is this variable?
